| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Smiles | Hobgoblin | 7 | 5 | | m, d |
4 | Enjoyment II | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
1 | Joy II | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -av |
12 | A Helping Hand | Hobgoblin | 9 | 6 | Dirty Player | -st |
11 | Sniffy | Hobgoblin | 19 | 22 | Dirty Player, Sure Hands | m, m |
9 | Impact | Enslaved Minotaur | 4 | 2 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Loner, Wild Animal | |
7 | Charity | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 26 | 42 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Break Tackle, Tackle | m, -av, m |
11 | World's best Neighbour | Hobgoblin | 9 | 8 | Guard | d |
10 | True Friend | Hobgoblin | 10 | 19 | Dirty Player, Sneaky Git | n, -av |
9 | Helping Hand | Hobgoblin | 2 | 1 | | d |
8 | Politeness | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 41 | 43 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull, Block, Side Step, Frenzy | m, d |
7 | Friendliness | Bull Centaur Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull | d |
5 | Pleasure | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 31 | 68 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw, Mighty Blow, Fend | -st |
4 | Enjoyment | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 27 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw, Mighty Blow | m, d |
3 | Exaltation | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 26 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Claw | m, d |
2 | Happiness | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 32 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, m, m, m, m, m, d |
1 | Joy | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 21 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |