Past Players of Clutching at Straws
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Nicholas Grottybone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Tight Like That | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
1 | Rock n Roll Outlaw | Ogre | 5 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate | n |
11 | Effigy | Lineman | 18 | 13 | Block | m, d |
9 | Heirloom 13 | Lineman | 7 | 7 | Block | d |
8 | Earthworm | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | -ag |
6 | Milk of Human Kindness | Catcher | 23 | 40 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Dauntless | d |
5 | Bacchanal | Blitzer | 22 | 12 | Block, Guard | d |
4 | 12 Ounce Epilogue | Blitzer | 14 | 17 | Block, +AG, +MA | n, -av |
1 | A Shogun Named Marcus | Ogre | 5 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | n |