| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Sam McClueless | Lineman | 20 | 10 | Block | d |
13 | Mica McSlay | Assassin | 19 | 4 | Shadowing, Stab | -av, d |
14 | Geralt McRivia | Assassin | 28 | 17 | Shadowing, Stab, Block, Dirty Player | -ag, m, d |
4 | King McDead | Blitzer | 16 | 17 | Block, Dodge, Side Step | m, d |
16 | Stacy McPrenn | Witch Elf | 21 | 44 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Side Step, Strip Ball | m, d |
13 | Rock McWall | Blitzer | 16 | 19 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | n, -ma, d |
6 | Michelle McBama | Witch Elf | 13 | 33 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Side Step, Tackle | -st |
5 | Dump McBrick | Blitzer | 46 | 75 | Block, +AG, Dodge, Leap, Guard | m, -ma, d |
12 | Blade McRunner | Assassin | 16 | 21 | Shadowing, Stab, Dirty Player, Jump Up | n, -ma, d |
11 | Red McShirt | Lineman | 62 | 92 | Block, Dodge, +ST, Tackle, Side Step | d |
6 | Lightning McQueen | Blitzer | 10 | 7 | Block | m, d |
9 | Smoothy McCoco | Lineman | 28 | 23 | Wrestle, Guard | -ag, -ag, d |
12 | X McMystery | Blitzer | 14 | 8 | Block, Dauntless | m, -ma, d |
6 | Barry McKnife | Assassin | 20 | 13 | Shadowing, Stab, Block | m, m, d |
5 | Homer McSimpson | Blitzer | 32 | 54 | Block, Strip Ball, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | -av, -ma |
13 | Zack McCracken | Witch Elf | 36 | 47 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Guard, Side Step | m, -ag |
14 | Daniel McSpeedster | Runner | 15 | 23 | Dump-Off, Stand Firm, +AG | d |
15 | Jack McRipper | Assassin | 21 | 18 | Shadowing, Stab, Leap, Block | m, m, m, m, -ma |
16 | Mike McWrath | Witch Elf | 53 | 122 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, +MA, Side Step, +AG, Tackle | n, m, m, m, -av |
11 | George McRock | Lineman | 21 | 9 | Dirty Player | m, -av |
10 | Craig McQuick | Runner | 42 | 43 | Dump-Off, Block, +MA, Dodge | m, m, m, m, -st |
9 | Clay McMorning | Lineman | 18 | 18 | Wrestle, Block | n, m, m, -av |
7 | Joe McKnight | Lineman | 90 | 109 | Dodge, Block, Jump Up, Side Step, +AG | m, m, m, m, d |
6 | Duncan McSurt | Lineman | 3 | 3 | | d |
5 | John McClain | Lineman | 11 | 9 | Kick | d |
4 | Bruce McKenner | Lineman | 61 | 41 | +AV, Block, Dodge | m, m, n, -ma, d |
3 | John McDermot | Lineman | 23 | 25 | Dodge, Block | m, d |
2 | William Wallace | Blitzer | 14 | 28 | Block, Dodge, Strip Ball | m, n, n |
1 | James McIntyre | Blitzer | 3 | 2 | Block | d |