| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Cookie Munster | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
7 | Kermit | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
15 | Cookie Munster | Gnoblar | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | |
15 | Cookie Munster | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Gonzo | Gnoblar | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m |
7 | Kermit | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Animal | Gnoblar | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
8 | Ms Piggy | Gnoblar | 12 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Dirty Player | m, -ag |
9 | Fozzy | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
14 | Oscar | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Elmo | Gnoblar | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m, m |
12 | Scooter | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
10 | Gonzo | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, n |
8 | Ms Piggy | Gnoblar | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
17 | Martin Quickhammer | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Dick York | Ogre | 16 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Juggernaut | m, -av |
14 | Skooter | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
13 | Gonzo | Gnoblar | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet | |
12 | Skeeter | Gnoblar | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av, d |
11 | Beaker | Gnoblar | 20 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n, -st, m, m, d |
10 | Rowlf | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Fozzy | Gnoblar | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m |
8 | Ms Piggy | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
7 | Kermit | Gnoblar | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Catch | m |
5 | Dick Armey | Ogre | 26 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Guard, Multiple Block | m, d |