| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Robert Brownie Jnr. | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Stewpot Everett | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Michael Fatsbender | Halfling Hopeful | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
16 | Dudley "please sir can I have some" Moore | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Richard Fattenborough | Halfling Hopeful | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Harvey Pietel | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
12 | Samuel L. Snackson | Halfling Hopeful | 22 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up | m, d |
7 | Alfred Semolina | Halfling Hopeful | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Alec Guinness | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | d |
6 | Kevin Bacon | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
16 | Colin Girth | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | Sean Sconery | Halfling Hopeful | 25 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
13 | Clint Feastwood | Halfling Hopeful | 23 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Sprint | m, d |
12 | Ernest "Beef" Bourginon | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
10 | Al Cappacino | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Henry Fondu | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | -av |
8 | Denzel Butternut Squashington | Halfling Hopeful | 16 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Charlton Heston Blummenthal | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Leonardo Di Capri-Sun | Halfling Hopeful | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
5 | Marlon Brandy | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Jack Pickleson | Halfling Hopeful | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Hands | m, d |
3 | Cuba Pudding Jr | Halfling Hopeful | 11 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |