| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Flubber | Squig Herder | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
14 | The Dancing Pikey | Squig Herder | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
11 | Tasmanian Devil | Squig Herder | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, -av, n |
10 | Cerumol | Squig Herder | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Block | d |
9 | Wilgut Spleens | Squig Herder | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Beefburger | Squig Herder | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, -av, -av |
5 | Dennis Hopper | Squig Hopper | 10 | 13 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge | -av, -av |
3 | Red Snapper | Squig | 18 | 22 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge, Guard | n, m |
2 | Bitey Squig | Squig | 4 | 2 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
1 | Fighty Squig | Squig | 4 | 5 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |