| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Turkey Basting | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
9 | Sepulchre | Blitzer | 1 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | ?????? | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
13 | Oh Sheree | Lineman | 9 | 6 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
10 | Drunkan | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, m, n |
11 | Virgil | Lineman | 11 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
10 | Dante | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -st |
9 | Frenchman | Lineman | 7 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
8 | Famas | Lineman | 10 | 18 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | m, -st |
13 | Freshman | Catcher | 4 | 13 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Sure Hands | |
12 | Apologetic | Blitzer | 18 | 34 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Dodge, Guard | m, d |
11 | Victor II | Lineman | 4 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -st |
8 | Mercy II | Lineman | 6 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av, -ma |
5 | Reflux II | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | n |
11 | Victor | Lineman | 7 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
5 | Reflux | Lineman | 6 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ma |
10 | Skipper | Lineman | 12 | 11 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block | m, m, d |
6 | Ridiculous | Lineman | 26 | 23 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle, Tackle | d |
8 | Mercy | Lineman | 5 | 3 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |
9 | Asymptote | Lineman | 8 | 17 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Block, Sure Hands | d |
2 | Frag | Blitzer | 3 | 4 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |