Past Players of Dramatically Dead
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Ulric Clearfist | Zombie | 1 | 0 | Regeneration | |
15 | Lonraty | Zombie | 5 | 0 | Regeneration | d |
7 | James Brown | Ghoul Runner | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Block | d |
7 | Bob Marley | Ghoul Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge | d |
5 | Jimi Hendrix | Ghoul Runner | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Block | d |
3 | Tupac Shakur | Wight Blitzer | 19 | 24 | Block, Regeneration, Dodge, +AG | n, -ag |
13 | Tossin' Stoon's | Zombie | 6 | 10 | Regeneration | n, d |
9 | Patrick Swayze | Zombie | 27 | 20 | Regeneration, Kick, Block | -st |
8 | Leslie Nielsen | Ghoul Runner | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Block | d |
7 | Peter Falk | Ghoul Runner | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Block | d |
6 | Michael Jackson | Ghoul Runner | 26 | 81 | Dodge, +MA, Block, Sure Hands, Side Step, Tackle | m, d |
5 | Heath Ledger | Ghoul Runner | 7 | 14 | Dodge, Block | d |
4 | Charles Darwin | Wight Blitzer | 7 | 0 | Block, Regeneration | d |
3 | Albert Einstein | Wight Blitzer | 6 | 2 | Block, Regeneration | -av |