| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | M.I.L.F | Nurgling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
15 | Pyggy stayed home | Nurgling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
16 | Bloodpiff | Nurgling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, n |
9 | The Cheesiest Line | Nurgling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Diary of a Spengler | Nurgling | 6 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Block | d |
14 | Dear John Exam | Nurgling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, +AG | d |
12 | Rocket Science? | Nurgling | 17 | 3 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
10 | Petrol Fumes | Nurgling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, +MA | n |
9 | Picture of You | Nurgling | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
8 | Kalimbah! | Nurgling | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | What do you Know? | Nurgling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
6 | Problems with Numbers | Nurgling | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | My Girlfriends Dad runs a Sweatshop | Nurgling | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | m, -ma |
3 | Unlucky Strike | Nurgling | 20 | 32 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block, Side Step | m, n |
1 | It's not Rocket Science | Beast | 5 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Claw, Block | -av, -ma |