| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Scoropotomus | Catcher | 2 | 6 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge | d |
14 | Xanax | Lineman | 8 | 1 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
7 | Sammy Longtail | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Micah Stonetoad | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Billy Deepbone | Lineman | 25 | 15 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard | -av, -ma, m, m |
14 | Sammy Stonebeak | Lineman | 11 | 6 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Frenzy | d |
10 | David Schmidt | Lineman | 30 | 23 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Frenzy | m, m, -av |
10 | David Schmidt | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
13 | Julius Paleeagle | Lineman | 28 | 28 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Guard, Block | -ma, n, -av, d |
13 | Brady Stormtoe | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
12 | Billy Quickbrook | Lineman | 30 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -ma, m |
9 | Billy Deepbone | Lineman | 8 | 1 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, -st |
8 | Jack Truefield | Lineman | 27 | 21 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, +MA | -ma, -av, m |
7 | Julius Fasthawk | Lineman | 15 | 20 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Tackle, Wrestle | -ma, m, d |
11 | Principal Dadier | Lineman | 34 | 32 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA, Frenzy, Block | -ma |
10 | David Schmidt | Lineman | 11 | 29 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, Wrestle | -av, -st |
9 | Annie Schmidt | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -st |
8 | Mr. Griggs | Lineman | 4 | 4 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |
7 | Mr. Gordon | Lineman | 4 | 5 | Leap, Very Long Legs | n |
6 | Mr. Walters | Lineman | 24 | 18 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Strip Ball, Wrestle | -ma, m, -ma, d |
5 | Delroy | Blitzer | 37 | 34 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step | -av, n, m |
4 | Domingo | Blitzer | 38 | 40 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step | -ma, m |
3 | Jenko | Blitzer | 19 | 16 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block | n, d |
2 | Schmidt | Blitzer | 23 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block | m, d |
1 | Captain Dickson | Kroxigor | 46 | 64 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Multiple Block, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm | n |