| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Sylvester Deepfire | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Dredd Scott | Troll Slayer | 9 | 15 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |
12 | Tony Touch Not | Blocker | 1 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
7 | Ring My Bell | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | -ma |
5 | My Mind Is Ramblin' | Blitzer | 11 | 23 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
4 | Insanely Stupid II | Runner | 14 | 36 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Leader, Kick-Off Return | -av |
11 | Live Once | Blocker | 20 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Fend | -ag |
10 | I Don't Read | Blocker | 21 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
8 | Look at Us | Blocker | 15 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | n |
7 | Pose As Victims | Blocker | 7 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -st |
5 | Insanely Stupid | Runner | 3 | 6 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | -av |
4 | Criminal Minded | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
3 | Yes Exactly | Blitzer | 2 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
2 | We're on TV!! | Troll Slayer | 21 | 54 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut, Tackle, Fend | d |
1 | Every Night | Troll Slayer | 16 | 8 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow | d |