| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Martin Dirtyspike | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
13 | Aaaaaaargh | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
12 | Breakfast | Gnoblar | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | m, d |
10 | Squishy | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
9 | Weeny | Gnoblar | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Diving Tackle | n, -ma, d |
8 | Teeny | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Itsy | Gnoblar | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
3 | Putting one ogre on you | Ogre | 6 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |
1 | Ogre the hills and far away | Ogre | 9 | 1 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |