| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Shakira | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
15 | Acorn | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Chestnut | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m |
11 | Jay-Zed | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
7 | Beyonce | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
6 | Mylene Klass | Skaven Lineman | 3 | 5 | Animosity | m, d |
16 | Baroness Warsi | Skaven Thrower | 7 | 9 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Kick | m, d |
16 | Michael Gove | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Vladimir | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | John Bercow | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
11 | Maria Miller | Goblin | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Ed Balls | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | George Osbourne | Goblin | 18 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | David Cameron | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ed Milliband | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Vladimir | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Nyom nyom nyom | Goblin | 22 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
7 | Julian Assange | Skaven Lineman | 22 | 26 | Animosity, Block, Dodge | -av |
2 | Edward Snowden | Skaven Blitzer | 24 | 47 | Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Juggernaut | -ma, -av |
1 | Shifty II | Underworld Troll | 24 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Claw | m, m, -av |
7 | Another one bites the dust | Skaven Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block, Animosity | d |
4 | Death becomes me | Skaven Thrower | 10 | 3 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity | d |
10 | Shifty Junior | Goblin | 35 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Block | m, d |
9 | Zachary Clearrock | Goblin | 34 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
6 | Richard Quickbrook | Goblin | 28 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | m, m, -st |
2 | Xavier Darkhammer | Goblin | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
2 | Hans Blix | Skaven Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Animosity | d |
14 | George Weakfield | Goblin | 20 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Xavier Hardorc | Goblin | 20 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, m, -st |
10 | Zachary Hideousbone | Goblin | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | m, d |
12 | Wiggly III | Skaven Lineman | 1 | 0 | Animosity | -av |
6 | Pete II | Goblin | 10 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | -av |
11 | Ringo again | Goblin | 19 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | m, n, m, -av |
13 | Yoko | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
12 | Pete | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
11 | Ringo | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
7 | Straight II | Skaven Lineman | 23 | 17 | Animosity, Wrestle, Kick | n, d |
12 | Pete | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | George | Goblin | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads | d |
6 | Wiggly II | Skaven Lineman | 8 | 0 | Animosity | d |
12 | Pete | Goblin | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av |
11 | Ringo | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Paul | Goblin | 16 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, +MA | m, d |
9 | George | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma |
8 | John | Goblin | 16 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint, Sure Feet | m, d |
7 | Straight | Skaven Lineman | 9 | 5 | Animosity | -av |
6 | Wiggly | Skaven Lineman | 8 | 14 | Animosity, Block | d |
5 | Sweet Potato | Skaven Thrower | 63 | 131 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Dodge, Diving Catch, Block, Hail Mary Pass, +AG | m, m, m, m, m, m, d |
4 | Sweet Pea | Skaven Thrower | 31 | 45 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Dodge | m, m, d |
3 | Hons Blax | Skaven Blitzer | 52 | 122 | Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow, Horns, Frenzy, Tackle, Juggernaut | m, m, m, -ag, -ma, d |
2 | Hans Blox | Skaven Blitzer | 18 | 13 | Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow | m, d |
1 | Shifty himself | Underworld Troll | 35 | 59 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Claw, Strong Arm, +ST, Tentacles | d |