| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Ashamed KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
8 | Smelly KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Dirty KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | Smelly KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
4 | Angry KenThis | Carver | 6 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
10 | Ashamed KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
16 | Irritated KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Horny KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Horns | d |
14 | Lazy KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, d |
14 | Lazy KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Arrogant KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Tackle | d |
11 | Dirty KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag |
10 | Ashamed KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Smelly KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw | m, m, n |
7 | Hairy KenThis | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw | -ma, m |
4 | Angry KenThis | Carver | 14 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, d |
1 | Grumpy KenThis | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 10 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Claw | -av |