Past Players of Please the Bulls
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Sprinkle | Hobgoblin | 7 | 0 | | m, -ag |
8 | Shorty | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 8 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
13 | Conman | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | | d |
15 | Feety | Hobgoblin | 21 | 0 | | m, d |
5 | Steroid | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 2 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
15 | Worm | Hobgoblin | 3 | 0 | | -ma |
8 | Stunty Beast | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 9 | 4 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
5 | The Last One | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Claw | d |
12 | Judas | Hobgoblin | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Diving Tackle | |
11 | Guts | Hobgoblin | 15 | 19 | Dirty Player, Kick | |
10 | Hive | Hobgoblin | 15 | 5 | | |
8 | Chaplin | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 12 | 12 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
7 | Van Damm | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 36 | 70 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Claw, +ST, Guard | m, d |
6 | Steven | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 14 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | -av |
4 | Hasselhoff | Chaos Dwarf Blocker | 11 | 21 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ma |