| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | David Drumstick | Halfling | 2 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Willy Wonka | Halfling | 12 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Peter Popcorn | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Monty Milkshake | Halfling | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n, d |
14 | Charlie Chocolatebar | Halfling | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Peter Popcorn | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -st |
4 | Johnny Jubejube | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
2 | Curtis Crumblecake | Halfling | 22 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | -st, d |
16 | Charlie Cheesecake | Halfling | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, +AG | d |
13 | Ian Icecream | Halfling | 10 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n |
11 | Burger King | Halfling | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Pass | d |
10 | Tim Horton | Treeman | 18 | 19 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, Sure Hands | n, d |
15 | Frido Lay | Halfling | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Krispy Kreme | Halfling | 13 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Franklin Fizzypop | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Grover Gravy | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m, n |
11 | Chef Boyardee | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Bobby Burrito | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
8 | Walter Waffle | Halfling | 24 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Side Step | n, n |
6 | Freddy Frenchfry | Halfling | 28 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | -av, n, d |
5 | Sammy Stirfry | Halfling | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Cameron Cookiedough | Halfling | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Tommy Tortellini | Halfling | 6 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av, m, n |
2 | Larry Lasagna | Halfling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | -st |