| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block | d |
11 | Wally | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
6 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 18 | 40 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | n |
6 | Murray | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Cabana Boy | Lineman | 10 | 11 | Tackle | d |
10 | Edward VanHelgen | Lineman | 13 | 17 | Dirty Player, Kick | -ag, m, n |
9 | Cutthroat Bill | Lineman | 6 | 8 | Block | d |
8 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 11 | 33 | Block, Mighty Blow, +AG | d |
2 | Governor Elaine Marley | Blitzer | 22 | 40 | Block, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | m, n |
7 | Griswold Goodsoup | Lineman | 45 | 25 | Dirty Player, Block | d |
5 | Captain Rottingham | Catcher | 48 | 42 | Catch, Dodge, Dirty Player, Block, Side Step | m, n |
16 | Cabana Boy | Catcher | 6 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | |
15 | Edward VanHelgen | Catcher | 7 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | |
14 | LeChuck | Ogre | 31 | 52 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block, Pro, Dodge, Guard | n, m, -ma |
13 | Ozzie Mandrill | Blitzer | 17 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Stand Firm | n |
12 | Haggis McMutton | Blitzer | 50 | 61 | Block, +AG, Guard, +MA, Tackle | d |
10 | Cutthroat Bill | Lineman | 12 | 23 | Block, Tackle | |
3 | Largo LaGrande | Catcher | 49 | 70 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Pass Block | |
11 | Voodoo Lady | Thrower | 30 | 41 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, +ST, Block | -ag |
10 | Cutthroat Bill | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
9 | Stan | Lineman | 14 | 6 | Mighty Blow | |
8 | Griswold Goodsoup | Lineman | 14 | 0 | | |
7 | Captain Rottingham | Catcher | 14 | 54 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Pass Block | -ma |
6 | Captain Blondebeard | Lineman | 28 | 23 | Block, Guard | -ma, m, n |
5 | Wally | Lineman | 13 | 21 | Block, Tackle | n |
4 | Murray | Thrower | 24 | 21 | Pass, Sure Hands, +MA, Accurate | d |
3 | Largo LaGrande | Catcher | 2 | 3 | Catch, Dodge | m, n |
2 | Governor Elaine Marley | Blitzer | 17 | 11 | Block, Guard | -ma, m, n |