| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Snot rocket science | Snotling Mob | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Huge Harry | Snotling Goon | 4 | 2 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
15 | Snot like we didn't warn you... | Snotling Mob | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Snot in my nature | Snotling Mob | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Snot about the money | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Snot like that darling | Snotling Mob | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Snot unusual to be loved by anyone | Snotling Mob | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Snot over yet | Snotling Mob | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Enormous Ian | Snotling Goon | 12 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
15 | Snot you, Smee | Snotling Mob | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
14 | Snot easy being green | Snotling Mob | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Snot a good pun | Snotling Mob | 21 | 33 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Block, Sure Feet | d |
12 | Snot Likely Guvnor | Snotling Mob | 12 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
7 | Big Dave | Snotling Goon | 8 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
6 | Moped of Insanity | Splatta Wagon | 22 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block | m, m, d |
5 | Trike of Doom | Pump Wagon | 18 | 32 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard | n, -av, -av |
3 | The Brain | Troll | 12 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | d |