Past Players of Pohjoisen Pahaperseet
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Ruottinlaivan "Kapteeni" Qirk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | n |
4 | Kossun Kaveri | Berserker | 3 | 0 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up | d |
9 | Kylähullu Koijoen Alajuoksulta | Thrower | 8 | 1 | Block, Pass | -ma |
18 | George Whiteshield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
17 | Paul Clumsybone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
14 | Painii Susien Kanssa | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Block | -st |
12 | Saunatonttujen Kuningas Sisu | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Block | n |
8 | Kyborgi Joulupukki | Thrower | 16 | 23 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | m, m, m, n |
3 | Tanssiva Mäyrämiäs | Ulfwerenar | 4 | 0 | Frenzy | d |
4 | Kossu Itse | Berserker | 10 | 7 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow | m, d |
10 | Kaamosajan Grillimestari | Lineman | 18 | 16 | Block, Fend, Wrestle | -ma |
1 | Mega-Kekkonen | Snow Troll | 17 | 37 | Frenzy, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Loner, Wild Animal, Block, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | m, m, d |