| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Howard Weakwing | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Little Teat | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Fattie | Gnoblar | 11 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -ma |
7 | Simon | Gnoblar | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
6 | Little Teat | Gnoblar | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -st |
12 | Ram Dass | Gnoblar | 10 | 27 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Sure Feet, Sprint | -st |
11 | Dumpling | Gnoblar | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Leader | n, m, d |
10 | Plump | Gnoblar | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | d |
8 | Simon | Gnoblar | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | -av |
7 | Phrenetik | Gnoblar | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable | n |
5 | Silas | Ogre | 14 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block | d |
2 | Crucis | Ogre | 8 | 15 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Juggernaut | n |
1 | Tough Guy | Ogre | 3 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate | d |