| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Big Dave | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
9 | Shocking Steve | Doom Diver | 1 | 0 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | n |
9 | Fun Archie | Goblin | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Ugly Tom | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Angry Roger | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
9 | Needless Bobby | Goblin | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
7 | Fred the Narked | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
2 | Mad Rob's Dumb Brother | Goblin | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
13 | Stupid Gavin | Bomma | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
12 | Weird Frank | Fanatic | 21 | 18 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow, Grab | m, -ma |
9 | Needless Chris | Goblin | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | |
7 | Fred the Riled | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | |
6 | Angry Simon | Goblin | 10 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | -av |
5 | Sneaky Pete | Goblin | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
2 | Mad Rob | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |