| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Yer avin a laff, right? | Goblin | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | why you lookin at me like dat? | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Innocent, I sez | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
14 | I blame the parents | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | I woz in Altdorf the whole time | Goblin | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Wouldn't hurt a fly | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | I won't survive in prison | Goblin | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, m, d |
7 | It's a Setup | Goblin | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
15 | I'm innocent, I says | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | You've go the wrong guy | Goblin | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | I found him like that | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Stop headbutting my foot | Goblin | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | is it cos I is green? | Goblin | 12 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Catch | -ag, m |
10 | I gots an alibi | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | 'Tweren't me | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Speed limits are very important | Pogoer | 26 | 32 | Dodge, Leap, Very Long Legs, Stunty, Wrestle, Sure Feet | m, -ma, -ma, -av, d |
4 | No weapons allowed | Looney | 23 | 5 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, m, d |
2 | Pacifist Jack | Troll | 25 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Strong Arm | d |
1 | Big Softie | Troll | 21 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Grab, Break Tackle | d |