| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | John Lennon | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
8 | Billy Gibbons | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | n |
11 | Andrea Pirlo | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
8 | Billy Gibbons | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 6 | 12 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | m, d |
7 | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Blocker | 4 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
8 | Billy Gibbons | Blocker | 19 | 19 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 15 | 12 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | -ag, d |
11 | Andrea Pirlo | Blocker | 22 | 32 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step | m, d |
7 | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Blocker | 14 | 10 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
11 | Andrea Pirlo | Blocker | 2 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
12 | Galileo Galilei | Blocker | 35 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Side Step, Guard | m, m, -av |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 12 | 4 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull | d |
14 | Fidel Castro | Blocker | 15 | 7 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | -ma |
13 | Madison?Rowley | Blocker | 3 | 0 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull | d |
12 | Galileo Galilei | Blocker | 25 | 11 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
11 | Andrea Pirlo | Blocker | 28 | 34 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow | -av |
10 | Robert Edward Lee | Blocker | 8 | 13 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard | d |
9 | John Lennon | Blocker | 58 | 42 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Side Step, Guard, Mighty Blow | -ag, m, -av |
8 | Billy Gibbons | Blocker | 34 | 42 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm | n |
7 | Fyodor Dostoevsky | Blocker | 28 | 20 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, m, d |
6 | Ian McKellen | Runner | 12 | 21 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block, Pass | d |
5 | Chuck Norris | Runner | 4 | 10 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | -ag |
4 | Karl Marx | Blitzer | 21 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Dodge, Catch, Guard | n |
3 | Abraham Lincoln | Blitzer | 6 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
2 | Sophocles | Troll Slayer | 33 | 9 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | m, -st |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Troll Slayer | 17 | 14 | Block, Dauntless, Frenzy, Thick Skull, Guard | n |