Past Players of Mass Indiscriminate Slaughter
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Esther McVey III | Skink Runner | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Jeremy Hunt III | Skink Runner | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -st |
14 | Esther McVey II | Skink Runner | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Andrea Leadsom II | Chameleon Skink | 3 | 0 | Pass Block, Shadowing, Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Jeremy Hunt | Skink Runner | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
15 | Michael Gove | Skink Runner | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | |
14 | Esther McVey | Skink Runner | 17 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma |
12 | Sajid Javid | Skink Runner | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Andrea Leadsom | Skink Runner | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | |
11 | Karen Bradley | Skink Runner | 41 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, d |
6 | Chris Grayling | Saurus Blocker | 30 | 44 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, d |
12 | Sajid Javid | Skink Runner | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | Justine Greening | Skink Runner | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Jeremy Hunt | Skink Runner | 34 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | -av |
9 | Baroness Evans | Skink Runner | 23 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Liam Fox | Saurus Blocker | 55 | 81 | Diving Tackle, +ST, +ST, Block, Break Tackle | -ag, n, d |
6 | Michael Fallon | Saurus Blocker | 9 | 13 | Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Boris Johnson | Saurus Blocker | 43 | 56 | Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard | -ma, m, d |
1 | Theresa May | Kroxigor | 55 | 54 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner, Guard, Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Grab | -ag, -ag |