Past Players of Perfect Wife is dead
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Second Hand | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | -ag |
12 | BigBen | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Adidas | Thrower | 11 | 10 | Pass, Safe Throw, +AG | -ag |
12 | Pink Ass | Lineman | 7 | 7 | | d |
9 | Orion | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch | d |
13 | Howard Clearstone | Lineman | 29 | 34 | +MA, Guard, Block | m, -ma, d |
11 | Latest | Lineman | 27 | 5 | | m, n |
10 | Who knows | Lineman | 20 | 2 | | n |
9 | Mother Father | Lineman | 6 | 7 | +MA | d |
7 | Never Die | Lineman | 19 | 3 | | d |
6 | Down | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
4 | Looser | Catcher | 28 | 68 | Catch, Dodge, Leap, +ST, Block | m, m, m, m, r |
2 | Sunshine | Thrower | 31 | 65 | Pass, Safe Throw, Sure Hands, Hail Mary Pass, Accurate, +MA | m, r |
1 | Jim | Blitzer | 25 | 34 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | m, m, d |