| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Doodle Man | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block | -st |
10 | Billy Bob Thorton | Lineman | 2 | 0 | Block | -ma |
8 | Glandon Ganglefarts | Thrower | 13 | 16 | Block, Pass, Kick, +AV | -ma |
7 | Jimmy Brings | Thrower | 12 | 3 | Block, Pass | -ma |
9 | Glinker Face | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Block, Tackle | m, m, d |
10 | Blam Blam | Thrower | 11 | 12 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands | -st |
8 | Blunder Farts | Lineman | 12 | 13 | Block, Tackle | n, m, d |
8 | Konga Boner | Lineman | 2 | 5 | Block | d |
10 | Battle Boy | Thrower | 11 | 16 | Block, Pass, Accurate | d |
9 | Man Dingo | Lineman | 13 | 0 | Block | -av, m |
6 | Wimpy Pimpy | Lineman | 30 | 2 | Block | m, -av |
13 | Bull Rolls and Tools | Snow Troll | 9 | 16 | Frenzy, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Loner, Wild Animal, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
9 | Long Piff | Thrower | 11 | 7 | Block, Pass | d |
7 | Dangle Dongle | Thrower | 31 | 29 | Block, Pass, Sure Hands, Kick | m, d |
8 | Gungle Berry | Lineman | 19 | 4 | Block | m, -ma |
9 | Danny Morse | Lineman | 7 | 1 | Block | -ag, d |
8 | Bob Slob | Lineman | 4 | 0 | Block | d |
6 | Limpo Fragus | Lineman | 24 | 7 | Block, Tackle | m, n, d |
5 | Gundar Farts | Catcher | 59 | 103 | Block, Dauntless, +AV, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle | m, m, d |
3 | Blitz Blitzy | Berserker | 48 | 92 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dodge, Guard, Pro | m, d |
14 | Crap Star | Snow Troll | 29 | 37 | Frenzy, Claw, Disturbing Presence, Loner, Wild Animal, +ST, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
5 | Bash Face | Catcher | 9 | 19 | Block, Dauntless, Dodge, Side Step | d |
8 | Bing Bong Bong | Lineman | 23 | 0 | Block | -ag, -ma |
13 | Holh Moley | Lineman | 27 | 3 | Block | -ma, d |
1 | Larry Linepants | Ulfwerenar | 59 | 110 | Frenzy, Block, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle, Guard | -ag, d |
12 | Jonas | Lineman | 11 | 13 | Block, Tackle | -ag, -ma, n |
10 | Zipper Man | Lineman | 50 | 21 | Block, Dirty Player, Tackle | m, d |
9 | Dangle Balls | Lineman | 25 | 26 | Block, Tackle, Fend | m, d |
8 | Edward | Lineman | 8 | 2 | Block | d |
7 | Wiener Dinner | Lineman | 37 | 35 | Block, +AG, Kick-Off Return, Kick | d |
6 | Alan | Lineman | 23 | 9 | Block, Tackle | d |
5 | Timmy Bones | Thrower | 14 | 8 | Block, Pass, Dodge | n |
4 | Beany Whore | Berserker | 28 | 70 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Pro | r |
3 | Cling On | Berserker | 22 | 42 | Block, Frenzy, Jump Up, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge | -av |
1 | Bob Loner | Ulfwerenar | 3 | 10 | Frenzy, +AG | d |