Past Players of Les Techies de Melun
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Borgor | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m |
14 | Giton le Niveleur | Splatta Wagon | 7 | 11 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, +MA | d |
10 | Pas-léger | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Kalkulus | Snotling Goon | 8 | 21 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
1 | Borg | Troll | 4 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | -ma |