Past Players of Consporcicy Theorcy
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | WaitWhat? | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
14 | Stop this | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
1 | Notre Dame | Black Orc Blocker | 3 | 5 | | m, -ma |
10 | BIll Cooper | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | |
6 | Podesta | Blitzer | 7 | 10 | Block, Guard | n, d |
14 | Little Green Men | Goblin | 25 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
6 | Nine Twelve | Blitzer | 8 | 6 | Block, Guard | d |
10 | Killary | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | -av |
6 | Nine Eleven | Blitzer | 2 | 0 | Block | m |
5 | GHB sr. | Blitzer | 11 | 6 | Block, Guard | -av |
4 | Barbara | Black Orc Blocker | 48 | 55 | Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Block | -ma, m |
3 | OKC | Black Orc Blocker | 49 | 53 | Mighty Blow, Guard, Block, Stand Firm | -ma |
2 | Alan Dulles | Black Orc Blocker | 44 | 61 | Mighty Blow, Guard, +ST, Block | m, m, -ag, m, m, d |
1 | JFK | Black Orc Blocker | 27 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Guard, Block | d |