Past Players of Inglorious Darkies
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
17 | Paul Whitebrook | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
17 | Nicholas Fastfield | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Incompreso | Runner | 3 | 3 | Dump-Off | n |
17 | Albert Hotstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Ripescato | Lineman | 5 | 9 | Wrestle | d |
18 | Julius Quickbone | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
9 | Merdaccia | Blitzer | 20 | 22 | Block, Tackle, Dodge | m, m, -st |
13 | Porcone | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Wrestle | d |
6 | Minchione | Lineman | 6 | 9 | Wrestle | -av |
4 | Fumato | Lineman | 5 | 6 | Wrestle | -st |
3 | Somaro | Lineman | 23 | 10 | Wrestle | m, -st |
8 | Fischione | Blitzer | 15 | 36 | Block, +MA, Dodge, Side Step | m, d |
11 | Stronzetto | Blitzer | 20 | 48 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle | m, -ma, -st |
9 | Merdaccia | Blitzer | 1 | 2 | Block | d |