| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Spare wheel | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | SpareMeatShieldWhosAboutToGetFired | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Robbie Savage II | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Nigel de Jong | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Ben Thatcher II | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ben Thatcher | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Luis Suarez | Goblin | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag, n |
11 | Robbie Savage | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
9 | Kevin Muscat | Goblin | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
8 | Joey Barton | Goblin | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Marco Materazzi | Skaven Lineman | 17 | 9 | Animosity, Wrestle | m, m, -av |
4 | Gennaro Gattuso | Skaven Thrower | 18 | 23 | Sure Hands, Pass, Animosity, Block, Extra Arms | m, n |
3 | Ray Parlour | Skaven Blitzer | 20 | 44 | Block, Animosity, Mighty Blow, Guard, Tackle | |
1 | Ron Harris | Underworld Troll | 9 | 20 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Claw, Tentacles | n |