Past Players of Muffin Makers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Matt Butt | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Cockroach | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Pig Guts | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
9 | Cheese | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
7 | Dogmeat | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Hamburger Provider | Carver | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | The Chef | Carver | 9 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, -st |
2 | Birthday Candle Randy | Chaos Spawn | 8 | 34 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Claw, Tentacles, Break Tackle | d |