| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
18 | Richard Grottyhawk | Lineman | 1 | 3 | | d |
9 | Brie | Gutter Runner | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | d |
2 | Fromage | Gutter Runner | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Wrestle | d |
16 | Rita Repulsa | Rat Ogre | 7 | 9 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Juggernaut | |
4 | Muenster III | Gutter Runner | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger | d |
11 | Feta III | Lineman | 7 | 0 | | -ma |
17 | Evander Clearhawk | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Gouda IV | Blitzer | 22 | 58 | Block, Mighty Blow, Claw, +MA, Tackle | m, r |
2 | Cheddar II | Gutter Runner | 11 | 24 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +AG, Two Heads | n, m, d |
1 | Bleu II | Gutter Runner | 23 | 55 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Guard, +MA, Sprint | r |
17 | Billy Dirtyfist | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
10 | Urda III | Lineman | 22 | 0 | | m, m, -av |
5 | Gouda III | Blitzer | 9 | 7 | Block, Tackle | -av |
5 | Gouda | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | d |
4 | Muenster II | Gutter Runner | 15 | 24 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step | m, -st, -av |
11 | Urda II | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | d |
10 | Feta II | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | -av |
9 | Havarti II | Lineman | 26 | 33 | Kick, Wrestle, Tackle | m, m, m, d |
16 | Sour Cream | Rat Ogre | 30 | 41 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Loner, Wild Animal, Guard, Juggernaut, Block | m, n, d |
12 | Colby | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Block | m, d |
11 | Urda | Lineman | 11 | 2 | | m, m, d |
10 | Feta | Lineman | 11 | 6 | Block | m, m, -av |
9 | Havarti | Lineman | 9 | 6 | Block | d |
8 | Livno | Lineman | 40 | 57 | +ST, Block, Claw, Tackle | -av, m, m, -ag |
7 | Paneer | Thrower | 45 | 95 | Sure Hands, Pass, Dodge, Block, Kick-Off Return, Accurate, Leader | m, m, d |
2 | Cheddar | Gutter Runner | 26 | 49 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, Sprint | m, d |
1 | Bleu | Gutter Runner | 25 | 75 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, +AG, +MA, Block, Two Heads | -st, m, d |
5 | Gouda | Blitzer | 16 | 14 | Block, Tackle | n, d |
4 | Muenster | Gutter Runner | 13 | 31 | Dodge, Weeping Dagger, Block, Side Step, +AG | m, d |