| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Laurence Dinnertime | Halfling Hopeful | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | n |
9 | Fatty Wade | Halfling Hefty | 4 | 4 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | n |
3 | James Gutbuster Gaskell | Halfling Hefty | 9 | 8 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty, Leader | n, -ag |
13 | Jacob Biscuit Umaga | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Danny Dodge'em Cipriani | Halfling Hopeful | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Matt Sticky Fingers Dawson | Halfling Hopeful | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m |
9 | Lawrence Dinnertime Dallaglio | Halfling Hopeful | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
6 | Kurtley Breakfast Beale | Halfling Catcher | 6 | 9 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
5 | Eatalot Daly | Halfling Catcher | 6 | 0 | Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
4 | Joe Lunchbury | Halfling Hefty | 2 | 0 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | d |
3 | James Gutbuster Gaskell | Halfling Hefty | 1 | 0 | Fend, Dodge, Stunty | -st |
2 | Ashtree Johnson | Treeman | 14 | 52 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Guard, Break Tackle, Multiple Block, +AG | |
1 | Philip Vickertree | Treeman | 5 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!, Grab | m |