| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Camarada Ceporrez | Squig Herders | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
14 | Camarada Marihuanez | Squig Herders | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
2 | Secretario General Tontunof | Mangler Squig | 1 | 0 | Claw, Ball & Chain, No Hands | d |
13 | Camarada Pastor | Squig Herders | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Mijaíl Kaláshnikov | Squig Gobba | 7 | 10 | Hail Mary Pass, Claw, Bombardier, No Hands, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Mighty Blow | m, d |
11 | Camarada Roscoz | Squig Herders | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Camarada Capitalizta | Squig Herders | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -ma |
8 | Camarada Tolondrez | Squig Herders | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Camarada Grotezk | Squig Herders | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Camarada Fontanez | Squig Herders | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Camarada Trolez | Squig Herders | 18 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Camarada Tonelez | Squig Herders | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, -ma |
15 | Canarada Rozalez | Squig Herders | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Camarada Limonez | Squig Herders | 36 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
5 | Comisario Srikez | Squig Hoppers | 34 | 148 | Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Break Tackle | m, d |
2 | Secretario General Zukow | Mangler Squig | 19 | 29 | Claw, Ball & Chain, No Hands, Mighty Blow, Grab | d |
1 | Potemkin | Giant Cave Squig | 23 | 24 | Thick Skull, Claw, Loner, No Hands, Really Stupid, Mighty Blow, Block | m, n, d |