| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Messiuh | Bioengineered Stunty d4#2 | 3 | 5 | Block, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Death Fromabove | Bioengineered stunty d3#25 | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | |
12 | Muve' | Steroid Cyborg d2#3 | 15 | 23 | Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Loner, Really Stupid, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Stand Firm | d |
16 | Toolaud Laika | Bioengineered stunty d1p6#4 | 5 | 33 | Block, Dodge, Extra Arms, Decay, Right Stuff, Stunty, Two Heads, Big Hand, Sure Hands | -av, -st |
15 | Two-Facebot | Catcher d1p5#10 | 15 | 44 | Catch, Two Heads, Decay, Dodge, Jump Up, +AG | |
14 | Earner Henry | Catcher d1p5#7 | 12 | 57 | Catch, Sprint, Nerves Of Steel, Decay, Dodge, Block, +AG, Sure Feet | m, d |
13 | Kurt Warner | Thrower d1p2#15 | 18 | 45 | Sure Hands, Accurate, Dump-Off, Pass, Decay, +AG, Block, +AG | d |
12 | TechArm Tony | Blitzer d1p4#8 | 3 | 10 | Block, Dodge, Decay, +AV | n |
11 | Homeros High | Blitzer d1p8#6 | 6 | 38 | Wrestle, Dodge, Decay, +ST, Mighty Blow, Tackle | |
10 | Joystic-Jon | Blitzer d1p8#11 | 6 | 30 | Frenzy, Wrestle, Decay, Tackle, Mighty Blow | |
8 | Olivia Old | Blitzer d1p7#16 | 7 | 37 | Pass Block, Juggernaut, Decay, Block, Shadowing, Tackle | m, d |
7 | Doup Cheesebottom | Blocker d1p6#13 | 15 | 41 | Claw, Decay, Guard, Block, Mighty Blow | m |
6 | Gloom | Blocker d1p1#5 | 6 | 7 | Guard, Block | d |
3 | CyBull | Steriod cyborg d1p3#3 | 6 | 7 | Tackle, Mighty Blow, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, +AV | d |
1 | Coca-Kane | Cheater d1p7#1 | 9 | 37 | Disturbing Presence, Ball & Chain, Decay, No Hands, Secret Weapon, +MA, Mighty Blow, Grab | m |