| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Devilhammer Massivehands | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Animosity | |
18 | Tanner Peetrie | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Funky Cummerbund | Shaman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Warrrrooom Waaaarooooomgah | Saw On Chain | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Chainsaw, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
12 | Costly Underpants | Goblin 04 | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Inevitable Conclusion | Shaman | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Noisome Underpants | Cheerleader | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Horseface Wonderpliers | Doom Diver | 14 | 12 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge | d |
10 | Terry Cloth | Filcher | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Huge Ball Thunderstrike | Fanatic | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
8 | Sleazy Biscuits | Goblin 03 | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m |
6 | Easy Biscuits | Goblin 01 | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Ukulele Mastermind | 'Ooligan | 9 | 1 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
3 | Big Spring Ring a Ding Ding | Pogoer | 13 | 16 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty, Sprint, Block | m, d |
1 | Toddlershape Unclespurt | Troll 2 | 6 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Guard | n |