| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Fester Nosedive | Fester Nosedive | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | |
7 | The Old One | The Old One | 1 | 0 | Very Long Legs, Pogo Stick | |
13 | Garbage Throttlesnot | Garbage Throttlesnot | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Kick, On the Ball, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Jacinda my love | Riotous Rookie | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Kitten | Goblin 04 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
4 | Priscilla Panties | Fan | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | Piece of Raw Meat | Warpstone Cultist 02 | 1 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | |
5 | Luv me | Filcher | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
11 | Wetep | Goblin 10 | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Phil da pleb | Goblin 15 | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
8 | Sawjob | Saw On Chain | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Chainsaw, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | |
6 | Strange Emilia | Snotling | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | |
8 | Titchy Bobs | Snotling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | |
6 | Emilia Fuller | Strange Creature | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Bone-head, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | Greta Grenade | Bomma | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
16 | Iron Moon Gublak | Iron Moon Gublak | 7 | 0 | Leap, Thick Skull, Claw, Very Long Legs, Loner, No Hands, Wild Animal | |
11 | Icanz Fliez | Icanz Fliez | 7 | 2 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | |
11 | Howley Bowlson | Goblin 09 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leader | -av |
11 | Rot Gakdup | Goblin 04 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
10 | Smarky Smark | Fan | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Phil da pleb | Filcher | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
6 | William Dag | Goblin 02 | 3 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -st |
4 | Japanese Waifu | Cheerleader | 13 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
9 | Stan | Fan | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Aubrey Blows | Bribed Ref | 1 | 0 | Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Eliana Wandatranna | Squig Hopper 1 | 4 | 0 | Jump Up, Claws, Loner, No Hands, Pogo Stick, Unchannelled Fury | |
9 | Back Alley Barbara | Filcher | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
4 | Fanny Give | Cheerleader | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Ana Sepherene | Hobgoblin | 1 | 0 | Animosity | d |
9 | Juliet Stenwulf | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | |
8 | Emilia Fuller | Goblin 12 | 14 | 20 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | |
3 | Emery Megelin | Looney | 24 | 6 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m, m, -ma, -ag, d |
3 | Immortal Hack* | Goblin 01 | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle | -ma, d |
15 | Dirty Dan | Dirty Dan | 6 | 3 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Loner, Stunty | |
9 | Gabriela Blaise | Looney | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
15 | Rot Gakdup | Goblin 01 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
16 | Andre Drinny | Player-Coach | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
14 | Ivanna Humpalot | Cheerleader | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Hypnotic Gaze, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Tinfoil Flatz | Tinfoil Flatz | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Leap, Claw, Very Long Legs, Loner, No Hands, Wild Animal | |
15 | Snatcher Pushbrush | Snatcher Pushbrush | 3 | 4 | Dirty Player, Break Tackle, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Bone-head, Loner, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Mad Gark the Tamer | Mad Gark the Tamer | 10 | 0 | Pro, Wrestle, Dodge, Leader, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Fyodor | Goblin 02 | 16 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, m, d |
8 | Stupid little hat | Filcher | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m |
3 | Fella Yanan | Fan | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
16 | Bella Yanan | Fan | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Eva Pidla | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Animosity | |
9 | Abraham Kip | Looney | 10 | 7 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | m, m, n |
3 | Stew Blitz | Goblin 10 | 0 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | -ma |
14 | Stella Artois | Bribed Ref | 10 | 0 | Loner, No Hands, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
12 | Dirty Dan | Dirty Dan | 5 | 2 | Dirty Player, Dodge, Loner, Stunty | m |
11 | Grabby Blockheadz | Grabby Blockheadz | 7 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Disturbing Presence, Two Heads, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
16 | Ella Yanan | Fan | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
15 | Mad Gark the Tamer | Mad Gark the Tamer | 9 | 0 | Pro, Wrestle, Dodge, Leader, Loner, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Brody Mufar | Looney | 7 | 3 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -ma |
15 | Jenny Ripoff | Fan | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Margaret Berch | Looney | 0 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
5 | Luis Wyeth | Goblin 11 | 33 | 53 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Sure Feet | |
4 | Grace Damon | Doom Diver | 13 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Swoop, Dodge, Catch | d |
14 | Andrew Beatric | Goblin 04 | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Norah Karden | Goblin 14 | 38 | 68 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +ST, Side Step, Jump Up | m, d |
12 | Preston Mehtyl | Goblin 10 | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Claire Druth | Goblin 03 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Derek Rolf | Goblin 07 | 27 | 33 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | |
9 | Camden Hale | Goblin 06 | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
8 | Eleanor Taliesin | Goblin 09 | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Kimberly "No apo" Tibolt (c) | Goblin 13 | 46 | 86 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Jump Up | m, n, d |
6 | Nicolas Ben | Goblin 15 | 29 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block, +MA | m, d |
5 | Angela Amburgalas | Looney | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
4 | Angela Joram | Doom Diver | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Swoop | -av |
3 | Elena Laelithra | Pogoer | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | m |
2 | Axel Esatte | Troll 2 | 43 | 62 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate, Break Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, Block | d |