Past Players of Desperate Housesnots
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Charlotte Duarin | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
13 | Shelby Isaac | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | n |
11 | Derek Rime | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
8 | Kinley Iarmod | Fun-hoppa | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Leap, Side Step, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Angela Philadona | Fungus Flinga | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
4 | Audrey Freyja | Troll | 2 | 7 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Guard | n |