| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Adriel Drinishok | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
20 | Amelia Tasmya | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
11 | Damien Tottra | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
7 | Rylee Jesco | Snotling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -st |
8 | Brooklyn Thirle | Snotling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
11 | Valeria Tenebrig | Snotling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming, Diving Tackle | |
10 | Beyoncé | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
6 | Tessa Isiah | Snotling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
10 | Beconce | Snotling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -st |
8 | Djoker | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
8 | John Mayer | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
5 | Kanye | Snotling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
8 | John Mayer | Snotling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
7 | Mariah | Snotling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
5 | Kanye | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
11 | Reese | Snotling | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | d |
12 | Donald | Snotling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -st |
5 | Kanye | Snotling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming, Diving Tackle | |
12 | Donald | Snotling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
11 | Reese | Snotling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m, d |
10 | Tiger | Snotling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -av |
9 | Ariana | Snotling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
8 | John Mayer | Snotling | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
7 | Mariah | Snotling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
6 | Madonna | Snotling | 14 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | m |
5 | Kanye | Snotling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Disposable, Swarming | -ma |
14 | 718 Boxster | Pump Wagon | 9 | 9 | Dirty Player, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Really Stupid, Secret Weapon, Break Tackle | -av |
4 | Tom Driberg | Stilty Runna | 19 | 16 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Catch | m, d |
1 | Beau Brummell | Fungus Flinga | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |