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[L] Chaos Dwarf
TEAM BIO If the Blitzers seem ill at ease, it is because they are not of this world. They originate from a flat world, balanced on top of four elephants who stand atop a Turtle who, in turn, swims through space. They do not understand this spherical realm and feel people should fall off. The only reason they are still sane is their mission to spread the word of Tak, who they believe Hashut is a form of. They intend to kill a member of every species so that, in death, they meet Tak. To do this, they chose blood bowl and are coached by their prophet, Bjornssonsson. TROPHY ROOM The Blitzers have never won anything, and do no expect to. They prefer to spread Tak's word, and this is a record of those who have heard:
TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS So far, the Blitzers hold the record for most games played in pyjamas, standing at 3. This has been debated, but it's clearly not armour they wear! *** Did you know... The longest name of a member of the Orthodox Church of Tak was Wilberforcesonssonssonssonssonssonssonssonsson. He was Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great Grandson of Wilberforce the Ugly, a major prophet. Bored of writing his signature, he named his son Gerald. Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet templates by Thom_Darkness. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Hobgoblin
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5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player |
-ma | 21 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard |
7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7/16 | 90k
(70+20)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
-av, m | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 110k
(0)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Claw |
12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 11/16 | 100k
(70+30)k |
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| 6 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Claw, Mighty Blow |
n | 21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 2 | 26/31 | 120k
(70+50)k |
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| 7 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 20/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 8 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, +AG, Sure Hands, Guard |
22 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 53/76 | 230k
(130+100)k |
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| 10 |
Bull Centaur Blitzer
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6 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull Block, Break Tackle, Guard |
n | 20 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 31/51 | 190k
(130+60)k |
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| 11 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 12 |
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
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4 | 3 | 2 | 9 | Block, Tackle, Thick Skull Guard, Mighty Blow |
16 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 24/31 | 110k
(70+40)k |
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| 13 |
Hobgoblin
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7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +MA, Sure Hands |
12 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 18/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 14 |
Hobgoblin
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 22 (7/4/11) | | | TD Diff: | -9 (17 - 26) | | | Cas Diff: | 23 (40/11/5 - 19/10/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Dark Heretics | |||||||
| For | Against | ||||||||||
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| Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
 Snotliiiiiiiingsss | Snotling | 1000k | 13 | 1/1/2 | 70k | 0 - 1 | 920k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 18k |
| Torkontero | Orc | 1070k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 30k | 1 - 0 | 1000k | 5 | 0/0/1 | 60k | 19k |
| KeefsTeef | Orc | 1030k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 1 | 1020k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 21k |
| Bitten, not stirred | Vampire | 1050k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 10k | 0 - 2 | 1100k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 19k |
| Boom Voom | Goblin | 1140k | 23 | 5/0/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1200k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 50k | 24k |
| D' Legion of Doom | Chaos Renegade | 1200k | 19 | 3/0/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 1010k | 7 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 17k |
| GreenBay Waaghers | Orc | 1190k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 0 - 2 | 1440k | 20 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 25k |
| 145 Kings of the Sands | Tomb Kings | 1110k | 7 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 1 | 1050k | 12 | 0/1/1 | 70k | 19k |
| Juntos No Revueltos | Old World Alliance | 1190k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 1490k | 18 | 3/0/0 | 40k | 24k |
| Last Hope of Humanity | Human | 1270k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 1200k | 19 | 4/1/0 | 20k | 19k |
| 6 pack | Ogre | 1310k | 22 | 6/2/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1110k | 13 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 16k |
| 145 Orc Noobs | Orc | 1330k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 0 | 1290k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 21k |
| Khornish Skullrollers | Daemons of Khorne | 1320k | 7 | 2/0/0 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 1210k | 15 | 0/2/1 | 80k | 19k |
| Shadow Bolts 145 | Dark Elf | 1130k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 0 - 3 | 1290k | 23 | 2/0/0 | 80k | 24k |
| Punakaiki Pikers | Human | 1360k | 16 | 1/3/0 | 70k | 1 - 0 | 920k | 7 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 22k |
| [145] Top of the Barn Cats | High Elf | 1430k | 10 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 1 - 0 | 1550k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 21k |
| Ya laughing at ma height | Dwarf | 1570k | 17 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1210k | 9 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 22k |
| Vilavandrel Rangers | Wood Elf | 1640k | 14 | 4/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 1 | 1230k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 23k |
| 7più4 nani | Dwarf | 1660k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 1 - 1 | 1420k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 26k |
| Running Ringers | Wood Elf | 1690k | 25 | 6/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 2 | 1300k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 31k |
| Fulminating Bullheads | Dwarf | 1610k | 12 | 2/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 2240k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 30k | 21k |
| Dark Heretics | Orc | 1440k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 0 - 3 | 1940k | 19 | 1/1/0 | 50k | 40k |