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Mykill's Meatlab
P [C] Necromantic Horror


Location: Mykill's Manor
Nickname: Mykill's Monsters
Stadium: Mykill Manor Killfloor
Surface: Rusted metal plate

Colors: Red and Green
Sponsor: Gravey's Life Insurance
Rivals:


Biography

Mykill's Meatlab-
The brainchildren of Sean Mykill, these monstrous creations are born on tables in the labrynth-like basement of Mykill Manor.
Their purpose? Purely to gather the pieces of the best bloodbowl players ever, and amalgamate them to create the best team possible.

So far we have created:
1 Masterwork Experiment
0 Giant Experiments
17 Experiments

After the death of the first Masterwork Experiment, we are currently attempting to gather the parts required to assemble a new one.

TROPHY ROOM

Any trophies or awards we win will be kept in this cabinet

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS
This will eventually keep track of the top 16 players we have ever had, think of it as a "legacy" team.
(players in order to be placed on this list must achieve a minimum of 2 skills or a stat)

1- Ex.5 "Fred" has achieved 109spp so far (Block/Mighty Blow/Tackle/Shadowing/Dauntless/Strip Ball) 130k
2- Ex.14 "Olaf" has achieved 73spp so far (Sure Hands/Strip Ball/Block/Shadowing/Dauntless/Fend) 110k
3- Masterwork Ex.1 "Frecklaw" achieved 46spp (block/Dodge/Mighty Blow) 205k
4- Ex.9 "Kyle" has achieved 38spp so far (Block/Guard/Dauntless/Sure Hands/Fend) 110k
5- Ex.13 "Archer" has achieved 33spp so far (Sure Hands/Dauntless/Strip Ball/Fend/block) 80k
6- Ex.11 "George" has achieved 34spp so far (Block/Guard/Sure Hands/Dauntless) 120k
7- Ex.6 "Frank" has achieved 33spp (Block/Wrestle/Frenzy/Fend) 80k
8- Ex.4 "Joe" achieved 26spp (Block/Guard) 100k
9- Ex.2 "Bill" has achieved 25spp so far (Block/Kick/Strip Ball/Tackle) 90k
10- Ex.7 "Harry" has achieved 21spp so far (Fend/Block/Shadowing/pro) 80k
11- Ex.15 "Lov'e" achieved 19spp (Sure Hands/Fend/Block) 70k
12- Ex,3 "Bob" has achieved 18spp (Block/Tackle/Sure Hands) 80k
13- Ex.12 "Jareth" has achieved 18spp (Block/Pro/Wrestle/Strip Ball) 90k
14- Ex.18 "Aidan" has achieved 16spp so far (Dirty Player/Strip Ball/Dauntless) 70k
15- Ex.8 "Larry" has achieved 8spp so far (Fend/Pro) 60k
16-

Current Legacy Player Value(ignoring season hikes):1405k

Queued Experiments

Below is a list of experiments in the making, brewing up to be unleashed at a later date:

Masterwork Experiments:
Masterwork Ex.2 "Franz" *used to be a Nobility Blitzer*
Masterwork Ex.3 "William" *used to be a Gutter Runner*
Marsterwork Ex.4 "Steinvǫr" *used to be a Norse Valkyrie*


Giant Experiments:


Experiments:
Ex.15 "Lov'e" *used to be a skaven clanrat*- UNLEASHED
Ex.16 "Aovan" *used to be a high elf lineman*- UNLEASHED
Ex.17 "Amy" *Used to be a snotling.... we are gonna need to add some meat to this to get it to work*- UNLEASHED
Ex.18 "Aidan" *used to be a khornegor*- UNLEASHED
Ex.19 "Abel" *used to be a snotling.... we are gonna need to add some meat to this to get it to work*- UNLEASHED
Ex.20 "John" *used to be a dwarf blocker*
Ex.21 "Lotho" *used to be a pact lineman*
Ex.22 "Fedaykin" *used to be a khorne marauder*
Ex.23 "Krank" *used to be a chaos dwarf blocker*
Ex.24 "Carlos" *used to be a khorne marauder*
Ex.25 "Alexander" *used to be a khorne marauder*
Ex.26 "Eliza" *used to be a snotling.... we are gonna need to add some meat to this to get it to work*
Ex.27 "Rice Krispies" *used to be a khorne marauder*
Ex.28 "Fairly Little Reggie" *used to be a goblin*
Ex.29 "Andre 'Action' Jackson" *used to be a dwarf lineman*
Ex.30 "Ilivi" *used to be a dark elf lineman*
Ex.31 "Tzar" *used to be a skaven lineman*


Spare Limbs and Cadavers

Ingredients marked in Bold count as 2 for purposes of crafting new creatures, as they are either extremely large or extremely complex. for example elven ankles and kneecaps and elbows are extremely valuable for crafting quicker experiments, and Ogre collarbones and vertebrae are useful for creating more heavy duty experiments.

On the contrary, incredients marked in Italics are only worth 1/2 of the cost for Recipes, as they are extremely small, for example halflings, snotlings and goblins are small and their bones are extremely brittle in comparison to what is desired.

4 Failed Experiments (Dead Experiments)
1 Failed Masterwork Experiment (Dead Masterwork Experiment)

6 Skaven Vertebrae (Niggled Skaven)
2 Ogre Vertebrae (Niggled Ogre)
1 Skaven Collarbone (-ST Skaven)
1 Woodelf Collarbone (-ST Woodelf)
2 Ogre Skull Fragment (-AV Ogre)
1 Bloodspawn Kneecap (-AG Bloodspawn)
3 Khorne Marauder Vertebrae (Niggled Khorne Marauder)
1 Khorne Marauder Skull Fragment (-AV Khorne Marauder)
1 Chaos Pact Human Vertebrae (Niggled Chaos Pact Human)
1 Khornegor Vertebrae (Niggled Khornegor)
1 Skaven Skull Fragment (-AV Skaven)
1 Goblin Kneecap (-AG Goblin)
2 Squirrel Vertebrae (Niggled Akhorne)
2 Human Vertebrae (Niggled Human)
1 Minotaur Vertebrae (Niggled Minotaur)
2 Saurus Vertebrae (Niggled Saurus)
2 Chaos Dwarf Vertebrae (Niggled Chaos Dwarf)
1 Chaos Dwarf Collarbone (-ST Chaos Dwarf)
1 Khorne Marauder Skull Fragment (-AV Khorne Marauder)
1 Troll Vertebrae (Niggled Troll)
1 Rat Ogre Ankle (-MA Rat Ogre)
1 Snotling Ankle (-MA Snotling0
1 Black Orc Vertebrae (Niggled Black Orc)
2 Halfling Vertebrae (Niggled Halfling)
1 Goblin Ankle (-MA Goblin)
1 Goblin Collarbone (-ST Goblin)
4 Goblin Vertebrae (Niggled Goblin)
1 Zug Vertebrae (Niggled Zug)
1 Dark Elf Collarbone (-ST Dark Elf)
2 Dark Elf Vertebrae (Niggled Dark Elf)
2 Dark Elf Elbows (-PA Dark Elf)
1 Skink Vertebrae (Niggled Skink)
1 Treeman Skull Fragment (-AV Treeman)
1 Treeman Vertebrae (Niggled Treeman)
2 Halfling Vertebrae (Niggled Halfling)
1 Halfling Kneecap (-AG Halfling)
1 Pro Elf Kneecap (-AG Pro Elf)
1 Boar Ankle (-MA Beer Boar)


Current total parts value:
- 43 Vertebrae
- 5.5 Collarbones
- 8 Skull Fragments
- 4 Kneecaps
- 4 Elbows
- 3.5 Ankles


Recipes for Experiments

Meat and bone fragments can be sourced from lesser creatures, or made from wood, or in some cases simply left out. More complex creatures require more fresh organic parts than lesser experiments.

Masterwork Experiments require:
7 Vertebrae
1 Ankle
2 Kneecaps
1 Collarbone
1 Elbow

Giant Experiments require:
7 Vertebrae
3 Skull fragments
2 Collarbones
1 Kneecap

Experiments require:
3 Vertebrae
1 Skull fragment



Sold(Successful) Experiments
At the end of the season there will be players sold on to the market, or simply put on a showcase in the Mykill Mansion. Either way these players will have been successful in their purpose. This page will keep track of these success stories for prospective buyers.

There will be a roll determined on how to decide whether a player stays or gets sold:
This roll is a d8, and has a -1 to it for every skill a player has. On an unmodified 7 or 8 a player will always stay, and for every permanent injury a +1 will apply to this roll. An unmodified 1 will ALWAYS leave.
A player needs to roll a 5+ to remain on the team.




New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block
  32 0 0 0 2 1 2/20 60k
(40+20)k
 
2
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
  17 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 40k
(40+0)k
 
3
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Kick, Strip Ball, Tackle
  51 0 1 0 9 2 5/32 90k
(40+50)k
 
4
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Tackle, Sure Hands
  51 0 0 0 8 1 4/28 80k
(40+40)k
 
6
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Shadowing, Dauntless, Strip Ball
n 50 0 1 0 40 8 Legend
115
130k
(40+90)k
 
7
Zombie Lineman
4 3 5+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Wrestle, Frenzy, Fend
n, -ag 47 0 1 0 9 3 9/32 90k
(40+50)k
 
8
Zombie Lineman
3 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Fend, Block, Shadowing, Pro
-ma 49 0 1 0 6 2 2/32 80k
(40+40)k
 
9
Zombie Lineman
4 2 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Fend, Pro
-st, m 49 0 0 0 1 2 3/24 60k
(0)k
 
10
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Guard, Dauntless, Sure Hands, Fend
  50 0 0 0 10 5 2/50 110k
(40+70)k
 
11
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Dirty Player, Strip Ball, Dauntless
  40 0 0 0 0 4 3/28 70k
(40+30)k
 
12
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Guard, Sure Hands, Dauntless
n, n 49 0 0 0 13 2 0/32 120k
(40+80)k
 
13
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Block, Pro, Wrestle, Strip Ball
n 48 0 0 0 8 2 0/32 90k
(40+50)k
 
14
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Sure Hands, Dauntless, Strip Ball, Fend, Block
n 50 0 1 0 1 7 2/50 90k
(40+50)k
 
15
Zombie Lineman
4 3 4+ - 9+
Regeneration
Strip Ball, Sure Hands, Block, Shadowing, Dauntless, Fend
  50 0 5 0 19 5 Legend
73
110k
(40+70)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Sylvanian Spotlight, Masters of Undeath
Coach: XpherAndTheAxes Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Horror Dedicated Fans: 1  
Current Team Value: 1440k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1500k Apothecary: No  
Games this Season: 51 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:51 (5/7/39) |TD Diff:-82 (20 - 102) |Cas Diff:90 (80/57/18 - 21/33/11)
Last Opponent: Big Ol Brawling Brutes

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Rivendell Elf TeamWood Elf970k82/0/040k0 - 21050k131/0/060k8k
Underword Rise of LycansUnderworld Denizens980k142/1/230k0 - 2970k120/1/050k6k
Talabheim GuardiansHuman1000k40/0/040k0 - 31010k150/1/070k8k
Schlesien BreslauUnderworld Denizens970k61/0/020k0 - 21000k160/2/140k4k
Catacomb MouldratsSkaven990k111/0/160k1 - 41010k160/0/090k10k
Exalted OnesHigh Elf1010k60/0/160k0 - 11150k80/0/070k12k
kkti3Wood Elf1010k80/2/045k0 - 51120k241/0/195k9k
come on boys 76Imperial Nobility1050k82/0/025k0 - 1990k90/1/035k5k
Teufelhafen IgnitedKhorne1050k152/2/045k1 - 0960k40/0/035k7k
[2020] Just did it againChaos Renegade1050k131/2/055k1 - 1980k192/3/155k9k
Chernobyl Death SquadUnderworld Denizens970k102/0/130k0 - 21000k100/0/050k6k
SoiffardsKhorne1080k150/3/140k1 - 01050k50/0/030k6k
Purple GoblinsUnderworld Denizens1150k103/0/050k0 - 21160k110/0/070k10k
2020 Under PressureUnderworld Denizens1210k142/2/150k0 - 31140k180/1/180k10k
Hrugoth RhazkathChaos Dwarf1230k111/1/050k1 - 21140k120/1/060k8k
Otley Old WorldersOld World Alliance1210k161/1/160k2 - 11050k70/0/050k8k
Warpstone KrunchChaos Renegade1340k131/1/165k1 - 21180k140/2/075k11k
[C]DeinonychusLizardmen1320k101/2/055k0 - 21240k162/0/175k11k
Xlanhuapec SmashmouthLizardmen1220k40/0/050k0 - 31160k171/0/180k10k
Don Lurio's FriendsKhorne1050k133/0/155k1 - 11000k90/1/055k9k
Les finex du chaosChaos Dwarf1070k121/2/135k0 - 3980k130/0/065k7k
Mayhemzz F1 fast ladsKhorne1150k171/3/155k1 - 21070k141/1/065k9k
Ze Fussball TimImperial Nobility1170k91/0/090k1 - 01140k00/0/00k8k
2020 Under PressureUnderworld Denizens1170k166/0/060k0 - 21210k262/3/080k12k
Eleven Elven ElvesElven Union1150k132/1/065k1 - 21210k120/0/075k11k
Alfajores de SangreKhorne1210k152/1/150k1 - 11100k91/0/050k8k
Altweltmäuse Altdorf UnitedSkaven1280k181/2/170k2 - 21110k100/0/070k10k
I gave up on fun teamsHuman1280k82/0/055k0 - 41290k190/1/095k11k
Action HeroOgre1290k234/3/160k1 - 21710k100/0/070k10k
Milk and SpoonsKhorne1330k110/1/155k1 - 11320k90/0/155k9k
Altenheim AvengersHuman1270k121/3/050k0 - 41250k220/1/190k10k
Welcome to the Fumble!Black Orc1190k81/1/045k0 - 31520k171/0/175k9k
Doughtown Rolling PinsHalfling1250k144/1/055k0 - 21110k120/1/075k11k
Chigobblo BearsGoblin1310k131/2/055k1 - 01270k40/0/045k9k
hhuummaanHuman1350k91/0/070k1 - 11190k70/0/070k12k
Noo Orleenz AintzGoblin1350k123/0/150k0 - 21210k100/1/070k10k
Wissenburg_SentinelsOld World Alliance1270k124/0/050k0 - 21280k121/0/070k10k
Big Town Strong ArmsBlack Orc1370k101/2/050k0 - 11210k110/2/060k10k
Delicious TartsDark Elf1230k151/3/050k1 - 11230k80/0/050k8k
Wisdom Of The Ancient VaseLizardmen1390k122/2/060k0 - 31230k130/0/090k12k
Omicron FlingsHalfling1400k122/2/040k0 - 31140k171/1/070k8k
Ulthuan United ☯Elven Union1410k81/1/060k0 - 11390k141/1/170k12k
Unreliable NumptiesOgre1350k122/3/060k0 - 11290k140/2/170k12k
Milk and SpoonsKhorne1230k60/1/045k0 - 31660k192/1/075k9k
Orin's InquisitorsNorse1360k102/1/060k0 - 11350k100/1/070k12k
πάρε με σε λίγoSkaven1350k121/2/155k0 - 31350k130/0/085k11k
U.S. Space Force Enlisted!Ogre1450k124/1/060k0 - 11840k112/0/070k12k
Fumbbl's LegendsHigh Elf1470k81/1/045k0 - 31450k161/0/075k9k
[BBT6] Cagnacci RandagiNecromantic Horror1490k103/0/040k0 - 31520k150/1/070k8k
Lunas Nasty Nurgled NarglesNurgle1410k60/1/035k0 - 31440k170/2/065k7k
Big Ol Brawling BrutesBlack Orc1370k40/0/045k0 - 31520k171/1/075k9k