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Tricked us into playing them by entering a tournament
More claws, more regen and a chainsaw resulted in the death of my first claw/mb :(

Technically he only got niggled, but my apothecary knew removing his head would completely remove any persistent pain

Nickname: The Tantalizers
Stadium: Pleasure Dome
Surface: Rubber
Colours: Pink and Black
Sponsor: K-Y

Rivals:

TEAM BIO

One last blast with Chaos, until redrafting makes them unplayable.

TROPHY ROOM
Currently used to store "adult toys".

TOURNAMENTS
FUMBBL C Minor II (1600 TV) - Knocked out round 1.

BADGES


RECORDS
Competitive: Chaos Chosen, All-time (Last updated after 50 games)

#1 Top Star (150 SPPS)
#1 Scorer (33 TDs1)
~#1 Most Valuable Player (7 MVPs)
#1 Rushing (749 Squares)

#2 Top Blocker (35 Cas)
#1 Most Blocks (419 Blocks)

#1 Oldest Player (52 Games)

#1 Most Fouls (69 Fouls)


TOTAL KILLS

Stars
Veterans
Experienced
Rookies


BEST KILLS


*** Did you know...the Chaos Blockers prefer pleasure over pain:

* Collectively the CB's scored more TD's than cas caused in the first 14 games.

* It was 7 games before a CB claimed a casualty.

* During the first 10 games no CB has inflicted more casualties than it has scored TD's. Briefly in game 9 1 CB got a a 2nd cas (actually, the only CB to get any cas ever), he quickly scored a TD a few turns later to restore equilibrium. This came to an abrupt end in game 11, were 3 CB's took out a Thrall each (although 2 of those 3 did score the 3 TD's!).

* Both Max Spleenripper and Akhorne have individually caused the same number of casualties (2) in a single appearance for the Seducers as all CB's collectively caused in their first 10 games.

* The longest serving CB took 17 games and over 90 blocks to claim his first casualty.

Bio template by Balle2000.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Troll
4 5 5+ 5+ 11+
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate
Guard, +AV, Claws
  52 0 0 0 15 6 16/28 165k
(115+50)k
 
2
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Claws, Tackle
  49 0 3 0 36 7 47/50 200k
(100+100)k
 
3
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
  6 0 1 0 0 1 1/20 120k
(100+20)k
 
4
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+
Block
  9 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 120k
(100+20)k
 
5
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3+ 5+ 10+ m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 100k
(0)k
 
6
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Dirty Player
  13 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
7
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, Claws
  45 1 4 0 9 2 0/32 130k
(60+70)k
 
8
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
9
Beastman Runner Lineman
8 3 2+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Block, +AG, +MA, +MA, Dodge
n 50 0 35 0 10 7 43/50 200k
(60+140)k
 
10
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
11
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
12
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
Tackle, Block
  12 0 4 0 2 0 5/24 90k
(60+30)k
 
13
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 4+ 4+ 8+
Horns
Dirty Player
-ag, -av 36 0 1 0 0 1 4/20 70k
(60+10)k
 
14
Beastman Runner Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 9+
Horns
  0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 60k
(60+0)k
 
13 players (+1 player missing next game) Favoured of Slaanesh
Coach: Kinks Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Chosen Dedicated Fans: 5  
Current Team Value: 1635k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 160k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1735k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 53 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1350k

Games Played:53 (35/7/11) |TD Diff:44 (87 - 43) |Cas Diff:68 (73/56/17 - 31/32/15)
Last Opponent: Undead and Deadly

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Cloverfield CowboysOgre960k102/0/155k0 - 11050k110/1/165k11k
Ogre-WhelmingOgre990k184/0/085k2 - 1950k192/3/175k13k
Outta Luck OutcastsChaos Renegade990k70/0/045k1 - 01000k60/1/035k7k
GKS Krwinki test 3Khorne1010k120/1/070k2 - 11090k132/1/060k10k
kala to vlepoumeUnderworld Denizens1090k94/0/085k1 - 21060k120/1/095k15k
Eight Point Evil DooersChaos Chosen1090k161/1/175k2 - 11090k90/1/065k11k
orc of the 80sOrc1190k90/1/070k1 - 01350k40/0/060k12k
Chicxulub CratersLizardmen1210k121/0/090k2 - 11290k91/0/080k14k
grave bornShambling Undead1270k121/0/070k2 - 11180k70/0/060k10k
Noxious Blight CrusaderzNurgle1340k90/1/095k1 - 11400k132/0/195k17k
Bite My BuffsVampire1370k210/3/1140k3 - 01200k00/0/00k11k
Goblinz N RatzUnderworld Denizens1420k91/0/190k1 - 21410k100/0/0100k16k
Vile KrunkerzBlack Orc1230k184/0/075k2 - 01130k40/0/055k11k
Grubby BudgersNecromantic Horror1500k234/2/075k3 - 01640k61/0/045k9k
Old PharaonsTomb Kings1520k143/2/075k0 - 11460k112/0/085k15k
Skulls for the God of SkullsKhorne1540k131/2/070k1 - 11720k110/2/070k12k
Butterfingers and BonesTomb Kings1390k151/3/060k1 - 01340k80/1/150k10k
ChocoelfoWood Elf1420k192/2/095k3 - 01440k60/0/065k13k
(C) Miner ThreatDwarf1580k162/1/085k2 - 01430k60/1/065k13k
Ogre, and Ogre againOgre1570k161/2/085k2 - 01570k21/0/065k13k
Oldy but GoldyOld World Alliance1680k111/1/070k1 - 11450k91/0/070k12k
Warpstone Syndicate CDSkaven1680k112/0/070k1 - 11530k100/1/070k12k
Storm HunterxNorse1570k141/0/170k2 - 01790k61/1/050k10k
Wooden ShelvesWood Elf1690k101/0/080k1 - 11640k100/1/080k14k
[2020]LittleJohn and friendsOgre1510k180/4/095k2 - 01430k60/1/075k15k
CalaverasDoblesKhorne1690k161/2/090k2 - 11660k111/1/080k14k
MidgetiesDwarf1780k231/3/1115k3 - 01660k40/0/085k17k
Altweltmäuse Altdorf UnitedSkaven1780k202/1/285k2 - 11580k132/1/075k13k
SinControlNurgle1780k100/1/075k1 - 01530k60/1/165k13k
Scrabblin' and Scrappin'Skaven1560k90/1/0100k1 - 31400k150/0/0120k18k
Night BloodseekersKhorne1690k220/2/2105k3 - 01730k40/0/075k15k
BearsnewdarkiesDark Elf1720k142/0/065k2 - 11800k101/1/155k9k
Ogre-TimeOgre1590k162/1/090k2 - 11460k131/1/080k14k
CalaverasDoblesKhorne1790k141/2/080k1 - 21860k162/0/190k14k
Getting Down while SickNurgle1670k161/1/170k2 - 11440k110/2/060k10k
Khornucopia of SkullsKhorne1640k81/1/055k0 - 11660k131/2/065k11k
BearsnewdwarvesDwarf1570k182/2/075k2 - 11590k91/0/065k11k
Cornupetas 3.0Khorne1480k101/1/170k0 - 11690k70/0/080k14k
ÄmåsönsAmazon1470k111/1/090k1 - 11300k70/0/090k16k
Another ogre team cOgre1390k163/0/095k2 - 11750k80/0/085k15k
Swagg or BolossLizardmen1590k160/1/290k2 - 11470k91/0/080k14k
Cornupetas 3.0Khorne1650k101/1/185k0 - 11730k70/0/095k17k
(2020)whatsupguysKhorne1670k120/2/080k1 - 31610k210/2/2100k14k
Khorne Maize Skull CrusherzKhorne1500k213/1/085k3 - 01510k81/0/155k11k
LaCulpaDePellegriniOrc1690k142/0/075k2 - 01530k40/0/055k11k
Snot 'Til You're HotSnotling1710k174/2/090k1 - 21380k120/1/0100k16k
St. Nick CagesDwarf1650k140/1/190k2 - 11290k151/2/180k14k
Neptunes RegretNorse1610k130/1/090k2 - 11580k101/0/080k14k
Undead and DeadlyShambling Undead1630k100/0/080k2 - 11800k111/0/170k12k
Heavily-Armoured SkinksLizardmen1630k255/1/0100k3 - 01600k101/0/270k14k
Red Guardians of OrinChaos Chosen1650k100/0/085k2 - 11620k141/1/175k13k
Treasure HunterDwarf1660k172/0/0110k3 - 01630k61/0/080k16k
Undead and DeadlyShambling Undead1660k131/1/155k1 - 11760k111/1/055k9k