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Dark Star Dandies
P [R] Chaos Dwarf

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<h2>Exquisite and Elegante</h2>
<i>There is something wickedly exciting about the cruel precision of a
dandy's style. The characteristics of the classic dandy - the air of
androgny, the menswear geometry, the cool sophistication, close-cut
hair, chiseled features, assured stare – just add the beard.</i>

<b>Team Colours:</b> White Tie
<b>Head Coach:</b> George Bryan "Beau" Brummell
<b>Players:</b> Chaos Dwarf

<b>The Fans and the Merchandise</b>
Well, so the Dandies play a few games and they might not win them all. I guess
the fans are just sick and tired of playing Orcs. At a pretty stable pace the
fans have dropped whenever we lost or tied a game, while they sure didn’t grow
when we win. So, we a stuck at this abysmal fanfactor tha makes sure that we
won’t be able to replace any players soon, the cash slowly trickling in 10k a
game. We need them fans to start buying some merchandise: mugs, T-shirts,
posters, the team special edition frock coat with shoulder pads or just the good
old cane with a knob.

<b>Stuck in the Chaos Wastes?</b>
Orc 26
Chaos 10
Dwarf 5
Lizardmen 5
Dark Elf 4
Human 3
Skaven 3
Undead 3
Amazon 2
Khemri 2
Necromantic 2
Nurgle's Rotters 2
Elf 1
High Elf 1
Norse 1
Wood Elf 1
Vampire 0
Goblin 0
Halfling 0
Chaos Dwarf 0
Ogre 0
Undead 0


<b>Hall of Fame</b>
Most completed passes: Coco Chanel III - 17
Most casualties: Charles Baudelaire* - 20
Most valuable player: Dorian Gray* - 258k
Most touchdowns: Dorian Gray* - 28
Most interceptions: Count D'Orsay III* - 1
*former star

<b>Hall of Shame</b>
Most failed healings: The Apotechary - 10

<b>Dearly Missed</b>
Jean des Esseintes - original Member that never missed a game until
her untimely death by a dirty dwarven rookie hands.
Djuna Barnes & Coco Chanel - the dynamic passing duo
Count D'Orsay - Fouled to death by a dirty chaos boot
Oscar Wilde - Fouled to niggling by a dirty chaos boot
Dorian Gray - Fouled to death by a Get the Ref' enforced elf boot
Georges Sand II - Smashed to a bloody pulp by a Mummy
Robert de Montesquiou - Finally sacked after niggling along the team for 20 or so games
Dorian Gray II - The only agile bull ever on the team, aged to a niggle, got sacked
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
  5 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 170k
(130+40)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle
  16 1 5 0 0 1 21/31 170k
(130+40)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  27 0 0 0 4 0 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  14 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 3 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, +AG, Mighty Blow, Side Step
  70 0 3 0 16 5 66/76 180k
(70+110)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  13 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  7 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Pro, Pass Block
  67 0 0 0 17 7 69/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
5 3 3 7
Sure Hands, Pass, Accurate
-ma 35 17 1 0 3 1 31/51 120k
(40+80)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Sure Hands, +MA
  25 6 2 0 1 2 24/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player, Guard
  21 4 3 0 0 1 18/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
16
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Block, Guard, Multiple Block, Juggernaut
  60 0 0 0 18 4 56/76 240k
(150+90)k
 
13 players  
Coach: fork Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 2090k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 170k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:71 (38/8/25) |TD Diff:16 (98 - 82) |Cas Diff:28 (81/49/28 - 72/31/27)
Last Opponent: Unnecessary Chiropractice

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Deadly Play'GroundLizardmen1000k112/1/050k0 - 21000k171/0/260k53k
Mean an GreenOrc980k161/0/160k2 - 01140k80/0/140k25k
Gorgeous AngelsAmazon1010k131/0/060k2 - 11000k101/0/070k59k
Caliber.357Lizardmen1100k101/0/090k1 - 01000k70/1/040k72k
Longhorn NeckbreakersChaos1200k101/0/030k1 - 01170k71/0/030k37k
Vermin R UsSkaven1250k160/2/050k2 - 11300k100/0/060k64k
TemmeltäjätChaos1340k160/1/040k3 - 01370k91/1/020k53k
Hugin's TrioNorse1370k232/1/140k3 - 01480k101/0/020k46k
Greenskin devilsOrc1440k110/1/020k1 - 11330k194/1/040k56k
Morglum MaraudersOrc1480k80/0/080k0 - 21340k141/0/070k65k
Bloody HeadhuntersDark Elf1570k102/0/040k1 - 11640k100/0/030k58k
Wooden runner'sWood Elf1630k202/1/130k2 - 12000k100/0/020k62k
NecromancersNecromantic1630k100/0/030k1 - 21890k151/1/010k50k
Blitzberg StealersHuman1680k200/1/230k3 - 01770k121/0/140k70k
Growing Gold TeethDwarf1760k173/0/010k2 - 01760k152/2/10k51k
Lord of the JungleLizardmen1760k80/0/020k1 - 21540k130/0/050k76k
Callus OrkboyzOrc1790k151/1/070k2 - 12230k90/0/030k73k
Northwest NegotiatorsOrc1900k130/1/050k2 - 02000k122/0/110k65k
KrazysChaos1930k161/1/050k2 - 11950k130/1/150k49k
Chaos thisChaos Chosen1920k130/0/060k2 - 01880k70/1/010k71k
Chaos Black StarsChaos2000k90/0/040k1 - 21990k191/1/170k62k
Crimson CrusadersOrc2000k161/1/050k1 - 32000k181/1/040k66k
Black Tooth TribeOrc2130k170/2/10k2 - 12040k111/0/010k44k
Mean Lean Killing MachinesOrc2130k212/1/020k3 - 12110k141/0/140k96k
Gothams BaneSkaven2190k171/1/010k2 - 32150k211/1/060k65k
Souless SlayersShambling Undead2230k71/0/050k0 - 12260k80/0/020k96k
Barak Var KnucklebreakersDwarf2300k150/0/160k2 - 12680k134/2/030k118k
Fated PhilosophersChaos2400k111/0/220k1 - 02900k71/0/140k115k
Greenskin HordeOrc2100k123/0/020k0 - 32850k162/0/030k114k
Sleeper in MetropolisNecromantic Horror2050k302/2/220k4 - 11980k111/0/030k66k
BubakomidaOrc2040k140/1/060k2 - 12020k90/0/030k69k
Dark NemisisDark Elf2140k170/0/040k3 - 32210k251/1/030k82k
Chikoz KaztigaozOrc2110k243/0/20k3 - 12080k101/0/00k37k
Great OrcsOrc2170k102/0/030k0 - 22220k181/1/060k81k
Souless SlayersShambling Undead2220k140/1/060k2 - 02140k93/1/040k111k
Altdorf Juvenile DelinquentsHuman2310k222/3/010k2 - 22150k140/0/120k89k
Competitive EatersDwarf2220k70/0/040k0 - 22110k172/1/050k94k
Doctors of DeathDark Elf2270k201/1/0100k2 - 02280k40/1/00k84k
To Fall in BattleOrc2420k133/0/040k0 - 32020k160/1/050k76k
Nasty, Brutish n ShortDwarf2480k140/0/110k2 - 02630k112/0/210k100k
Bordeaux 1985Chaos Chosen2340k192/2/040k2 - 02300k90/2/020k106k
Champions of the Cold FlameLizardmen2240k121/1/010k1 - 22300k172/1/030k89k
Bila rukaOrc2260k131/0/130k0 - 22270k141/0/030k111k
Dirty DrunksOrc2310k141/0/020k2 - 12330k131/0/130k73k
Glitz GitzOrc2290k151/1/020k2 - 12370k120/1/150k111k
Warlords of World's EdgeOrc2240k111/0/020k1 - 12170k91/0/130k87k
Upgraded MutationsSkaven2270k242/3/010k2 - 22160k141/0/00k80k
Remanence Of The KernalChaos2340k111/1/110k0 - 22500k142/0/00k59k
Unga UngaOrc2370k101/1/050k0 - 12140k80/0/070k92k
Tha Green ButchersOrc2440k70/0/040k0 - 32300k191/0/140k112k
Popes of MopeElven Union2440k251/3/320k1 - 32400k162/1/170k132k
Stinging butterflysOrc2090k122/0/050k1 - 01910k121/1/120k59k
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs!Orc2170k121/0/170k1 - 02030k92/1/040k89k
Inspired by JesperiusChaos2090k130/0/170k2 - 02080k71/0/060k83k
Hethar-Munti ForgottenTomb Kings2180k100/0/040k1 - 22220k171/1/160k61k
Omen Of Dragon RuleLizardmen2050k141/1/150k2 - 12240k100/0/020k78k
Obscure SecretsKhemri2130k183/0/160k2 - 02140k90/0/250k77k
Paladins of PlagueNurgle1990k111/0/050k2 - 01950k50/0/040k93k
Westland WarriorsHuman1930k180/4/080k2 - 11900k121/0/140k92k
Lazy GangOrc2040k60/0/00k0 - 11980k122/0/060k69k
Chacre UnitedHigh Elf2040k215/0/020k2 - 21940k181/0/040k64k
Grobzeg's MaraudersOrc2100k141/1/220k1 - 02110k70/0/040k65k
Metal Fingers In My BodyAmazon1990k143/1/020k0 - 31950k272/1/280k94k
Head lessUndead1840k93/1/070k0 - 21780k192/1/170k90k
Finstercoven BearsDwarf1790k194/0/170k1 - 01800k00/0/00k72k
Five Green ThumbsOrc1910k122/0/050k1 - 21920k162/0/060k65k
Disease from the DeepNurgle's Rotters1980k90/0/040k1 - 32040k254/1/020k82k
Vile Villanous VillainsDark Elf2040k162/2/110k1 - 11960k100/0/010k74k
Knights of Castle AnthraxChaos Chosen2080k122/0/060k1 - 02020k52/0/140k69k
Beavis' Button-hole BrigadeOrc2170k80/1/040k0 - 12250k101/0/030k93k
Unnecessary ChiropracticeOrc2210k140/2/140k1 - 02270k80/1/010k57k