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<b><large> My Original Fumbbl team </large> </b> The Blood Blitzer's hail from the heights of the Mad Dog Pass in the Word's Edge Mountains. The team was formed after the Great Orc Chief Mysblak Shatterscream was informed by a captured trader that the Mad Dog Pass was known to the outside world as "Happy Fairy Trail". Shatterscream, upon hearing this bellowed a tremendous war cry and cut the poor human in half with his dinner knife (dinner that night was giant snake, so he needed a big dinner knife). "THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!" he thundered, "We must make the paleskins fear the hordes of the Mad Dog Pass! We are not Happy Faries! We are angry, green, murderous sunnsabit**es and the world's gonna bloody know it!" <br>So Shatterscream drew his trusted advisors to him and they plotted deep into early dawn. Travellers still say there is an odour of burnt earwax in the pass after this all night thinking binge. <br>What came out of this strategizin was threefold: 1) Mandatory crucifiction of all pale-skins who travelled through the pass, 2) A declaration of war versus the Old World, and finally 3) The formation of the Mad Dog Pass Blood Blitzers. <br>The Blood Blitzers, under the tutelage of coach Nerfic Bunnypuncher, were tasked with teaching the world to fear the orc tribes of the mountains, by savagely and utterly whipping the *censored* out of the civilized world's Bloodbowl teams and hopefully razing each town after the game. If the game proved to be destructive enough to town, soldiery, and populace, the Mad Dog Army would then come in for a loot and burn session as a celebration. <br> Fouling Preference: Tactical

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Skitterbacks	Skaven	1000k	20	3/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1000k	5	0/0/0	80k	41k
Sun Bathers	Lizardmen	1120k	14	1/1/1	70k	1 - 0	1160k	8	0/0/1	60k	57k
Revenge of Clan Ultier	High Elf	1120k	10	2/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1510k	14	0/0/1	60k	45k
Hunter Killers	Skaven	1170k	10	1/1/0	80k	1 - 1	1350k	14	0/1/0	60k	55k
herwigs woodelfs	Wood Elf	1270k	22	3/0/1	70k	3 - 0	1290k	7	0/0/0	50k	47k
Second Thought	Dark Elf	1400k	17	2/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1440k	11	0/0/0	30k	58k
last stand	Skaven	1460k	8	0/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1460k	12	2/0/0	60k	60k
Arctic Anvil	Norse	1540k	21	0/1/3	60k	2 - 0	1210k	6	0/0/0	30k	47k
Dark Rapiers	Dark Elf	1650k	21	5/2/0	20k	1 - 1	1620k	13	1/1/0	30k	50k
Sacrifice of Xochitl	Lizardmen	1700k	8	0/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1640k	11	1/0/0	70k	65k
Mouse That Jack Built	Skaven	1700k	17	1/2/1	40k	1 - 1	1730k	10	0/0/0	20k	52k
Gaarg Maarg	Chaos	1770k	9	0/1/1	10k	0 - 1	1690k	12	2/0/0	60k	64k
Great Reefer	Dwarf	1810k	11	0/1/0	60k	1 - 0	1600k	6	0/0/0	50k	59k
Aztec Mystic	Lizardmen	1890k	13	1/0/0	10k	2 - 2	2000k	16	1/1/0	20k	31k
Tavarkeltari	Wood Elf	1880k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 1	1810k	13	1/0/0	50k	58k
Red Menace	Skaven	1940k	20	0/2/2	70k	2 - 0	2780k	11	1/0/0	10k	87k
Da Scouts	Amazon	2050k	18	1/4/0	40k	1 - 0	1930k	8	1/0/0	20k	56k
Blood Runners	Human	2130k	10	1/1/1	40k	0 - 1	2200k	12	0/2/0	30k	53k
Oberhausen Hurricanes	Human	2190k	15	1/0/1	10k	2 - 1	2050k	12	1/0/0	0k	46k
Ochlocratic Lilliputians2	Chaos Dwarf	2240k	14	2/1/0	60k	1 - 1	2110k	10	1/0/0	50k	96k
Unlucky Stars	Wood Elf	2270k	27	6/0/1	50k	2 - 0	2580k	7	0/0/0	10k	68k
Alternative Living	Wood Elf	2390k	23	4/0/1	20k	2 - 2	2140k	15	0/0/0	10k	76k
Black Watch of Barak Varr	Dwarf	2450k	6	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	2160k	15	0/0/1	40k	98k
Revenge of Clan Ultier	High Elf	2360k	15	1/0/2	10k	1 - 2	2890k	14	0/0/0	0k	68k
Colonia Carnivora	Dark Elf	2390k	13	0/1/1	20k	1 - 1	2210k	11	0/0/1	20k	65k
Blood Runners	Human	2450k	21	2/1/1	20k	2 - 1	2520k	9	1/0/0	0k	99k
Diggin' Dandies	Dwarf	2510k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 2	2480k	15	1/0/2	50k	76k
Silent Death	Dark Elf	2300k	19	4/0/0	40k	2 - 1	2180k	12	0/0/1	20k	69k
Dark	Dark Elf	2290k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 3	2180k	19	1/0/1	20k	96k
Oakland Raiders	Human	2320k	11	0/1/0	0k	1 - 1	2260k	17	2/1/0	30k	69k
Zhufbar Subterraneans	Dwarf	2340k	13	1/0/0	40k	2 - 1	1780k	15	0/2/1	50k	72k
Teragen	Orc	2410k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	2390k	8	0/0/0	50k	98k
Bubble Gum Crisis	Chaos	2460k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	3000k	26	3/2/3	10k	76k
Tholgorond Dragons	Dark Elf	2190k	12	1/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1970k	14	1/0/0	40k	75k
Forrest Fighters	Wood Elf	1710k	9	0/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1280k	11	1/0/0	40k	69k
AbbA	High Elf	1770k	13	1/1/0	60k	1 - 1	1790k	9	0/0/0	20k	62k
Ageless Elves	Elf	1800k	24	3/0/1	70k	3 - 1	2030k	12	0/0/0	50k	103k