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It's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the Bomb
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In an anarchistic garret,
so dingy and so mean,
smell the pungent odor
of nitroglycerine!

From the piles of pipe and powder
and pamphlets to the sky,
midst the dust and dirty laundry,
you can hear this mournful cry:

~
Oh, it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb;
God knows what's become of Brother Tom;
Mama's aim is bad,
and the cops, they all know Dad,
so it's Sister Jenny's turn to throw the bomb!
~

There are knives and guns and daggers
scattered on the frontroom floor;
look behind the sofa--
you'll find two dozen more.

But cousin Mac's in prison,
and Grandpa is long dead,
and Uncle Jim has left us
to become a Frisco Red.

~~

In the hall you'll find the baby,
teething on some dynamite;
try and get it from'er,
and you'll find you're in a fight.

But she's to young to do it,
And mama's baking bread,
and Uncle Jake is tripping,
and he's flipping out his head.

~~

There's a Sabot-tabby kitten,
sitting purring by the door,
and lying in the bed,
there's a smiling saboteur.

But a cat's no good at bombing,
and none of us is sure
that that smiling, sleeping freak
is not a Pig Provocateur.

~~
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
6 3 4 8
Pass
Strong Arm
  5 10 0 0 1 0 12/16 120k
(115)k
 
4
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
n, m 5 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 100k
(0)k
 
7
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(70)k
 
9
Dad
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70)k
 
10
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  5 1 0 0 0 2 11/16 90k
(90)k
 
11
Lineman
6 3 4 8   5 2 0 0 0 0 2/6 70k
(70)k
 
12
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  5 0 1 0 2 0 7/16 90k
(90)k
 
13
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  5 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(90)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
  5 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 90k
(90)k
 
15
Witch Elf
7 3 4 7
Dodge, Frenzy, Jump Up
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(130)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: rydis Re-Rolls (100k): 1  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1040k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/1/3) |TD Diff:-2 (7 - 9) |Cas Diff:-5 (3/2/0 - 5/4/1)
Last Opponent: burk´s team

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
TapirDwarf1000k202/0/060k3 - 01110k90/1/040k66k
Make love to us, not foulsWood Elf1110k150/1/070k1 - 41180k222/0/0100k63k
Falu CopperheadsDwarf1200k130/1/040k1 - 21250k151/0/090k69k
Snabba HattarChaos Dwarf1260k131/0/030k1 - 21360k130/1/170k69k
burk´s teamOrc1190k110/0/080k1 - 11000k122/2/090k61k