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Cindy Piewhistle

Here's a team of poor women from india, who aren't afraid of getting their hands dirty. After years of working on the fields and carrying water from the well. Well, anyway all these women can do to stay alive is run around and dodge away from all the aggressive men who just want to throw them to the ground and molest them. It seems it's not easy being a woman in the desolate parts of India. Where life is cheap. Of course, when given a chance to get some pay back, on the bb pitch, all to women were happy to take it. And when they get a chance to kick a man in the balls, they'll be doing just that. And just some facts =) Census 1991 reveals that 34.22 per cent rural women are cultivators, 44.93 per cent fall in the category of agricultural labourers and 1.60 per cent are engaged in livestock, forestry, fisheries and other allied activities. A study conducted by Women and Population Division of FAO in 1990 revealed that in developing countries women provide 70 percent of agricultural labour, 60–80 per cent labour for household food production, 100 percent labour for processing the basic food stuffs, 80 percent for food storage and transport from farm to village, 90 percent for water and fuel wood collection for households. The picture on the left shows the team walking to their next away game, in a small crappy village 75km away. What, you thought we own a bus or some other means of transportation. Well, atleast it keeps the players from getting too fat (well, the starvation thingy makes sure of that also. -st injury means starvation, not strenght). It is starting to look like the wear and tear of playing bb is starting to take it's price on these women, atleast they don't look as hot as they once did. Well, some players have already retired (parents forced them to marry or something...) So I guess we'll have to go out to the ghetto, to find some nice young replacements.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Kon G Rats	Skaven	1000k	18	1/0/0	90k	2 - 1	1000k	5	0/0/0	0k	51k
Boffa boys	Orc	1130k	17	1/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1110k	6	0/0/0	80k	46k
1999EfNY	Human	1210k	19	1/1/0	90k	3 - 0	1270k	6	0/0/0	50k	50k
Guardians of the Glade	Wood Elf	1340k	16	1/1/1	80k	1 - 2	1360k	13	0/0/0	40k	72k
Blatzburg Blitzers	Human	1410k	29	1/4/0	70k	3 - 1	1570k	11	1/0/0	60k	50k
Hellpit Bubonics	Skaven	1530k	13	1/0/1	20k	1 - 4	1840k	27	1/2/0	10k	59k
Barron Blaze Allstars	Dwarf	1450k	6	0/0/0	20k	0 - 1	1400k	18	4/0/1	60k	58k
Lextalonis	Dark Elf	1410k	14	1/0/0	30k	2 - 1	1320k	14	0/1/1	40k	54k
Rechonchos II	Dwarf	1410k	9	0/0/0	70k	1 - 0	1540k	9	0/0/1	20k	45k
Kon G Rats	Skaven	1510k	12	1/0/0	80k	1 - 0	1670k	1	0/0/0	0k	62k
19th Greenatics	Orc	1580k	6	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1730k	19	3/0/0	70k	57k
Little guys	Chaos Dwarf	1640k	13	1/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1840k	25	3/1/0	50k	82k
Great Snuffers	Chaos Dwarf	1630k	8	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	1710k	10	0/1/0	50k	61k
Pointy Nythons Flying Circus	Ogre	1600k	21	1/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1540k	8	0/0/0	20k	51k
Goldenhelm Allstars	Human	1680k	20	0/0/0	20k	4 - 2	1340k	19	2/2/0	70k	50k
Team Gaul	Norse	1750k	17	1/2/0	30k	2 - 0	1590k	6	0/0/0	40k	57k
Not Dead Yet	Khemri	1790k	8	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1680k	19	0/2/1	60k	77k
Chaos Scooters	Chaos	1830k	12	0/0/1	10k	1 - 2	1730k	19	3/1/0	70k	67k
Lopai	Wood Elf	1780k	16	2/0/1	40k	1 - 3	1910k	26	2/1/1	40k	86k