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The Escapees started out as just that. Originally the lads were enslaved in the Chaos Dwarven workcamp of M'Kirn Nulgoon. Vrune and Thurundus noticed each other's talent and strength. They noticedhow effortlessly the other dragged ore carts to and fro. They saw how famine did not seem to affect them. The bull centaurs also noticed the exceptional rage of Bargerath, and the duo became a trio. This core unit of three captives started to formulate a plan for freedom. They picked out the hardiest and most rugged hobgoblins and recruited them. With 10 of these bruisers by their side, the trio busted their way out of M'Kirn Nulgoon and out into the open. (The details of this escape are still unclear. No witnesses were left alive, and any Blood Bowl reporter who questions a team member about it ends up similarly not alive) Initially, as the Escapees moved from town to town, they played Blood Bowl games to earn money to eat. However, because Vrune and Thurundus had picked the most steadfast hobgoblins in the work camp, the group did not eat much. The fledgeling team acquired a lot of money very quickly. Operating costs were non-existent, since transportation was selfprovided, lodging was never considered, and the hobgoblins were too ignorant to ask for a salary. The M'Kirn Nulgoon administration was very surprised to receive a message from Vrune and Thurundus three months after their escape, offering to buy their own freedom at triple their worth. The mining operation badly needed the money to repair the damage done during the jailbreak, and was financially forced to accept. This added to the already decreasing popularity of the mines. Most M'Kirn Nulgoon employees considered it a sign of weakness to barter with slaves. Several of these individuals left their posts to join the Escapees team, including Prefectus and Xabierl. The mine of M'Kirn Nulgoon was eventually shut down due to constant worker riots. Meanwhile, the Escapees franchise continues to go strong. The Escapees still refuse to transport or lodge their players, although they now play salaries to several blockers, and Messy, who lived long enough to figure out the scam.

		For					Against
Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
LovesPain	Goblin	1000k	17	0/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1000k	10	1/0/0	70k	65k
Graveyard Rowdies	Undead	1100k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1180k	12	1/0/1	60k	44k
Golden Striker	High Elf	1120k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1070k	12	1/0/0	70k	49k
old moria longbeards	Dwarf	1220k	17	0/1/0	50k	4 - 1	1110k	10	1/0/0	40k	37k
Grumble Grumble	Chaos Dwarf	1320k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1300k	9	0/1/1	20k	60k
Fürstentum Kletos	Undead	1400k	13	0/0/1	40k	2 - 1	1250k	16	3/0/1	60k	59k
Moonlight Seekers	High Elf	1460k	16	3/1/0	20k	1 - 4	1310k	20	0/0/0	60k	52k
Green Apocalypse	Orc	1490k	15	1/0/1	60k	2 - 3	1580k	22	2/0/1	70k	52k
Grungal Gitboyz	Chaos Dwarf	1540k	11	1/0/0	50k	1 - 1	1570k	10	1/0/0	60k	78k
Shadow Claw	Orc	1530k	12	2/0/0	40k	1 - 1	1570k	13	3/0/1	20k	61k
Bergherm Brutes	Dwarf	1530k	15	2/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1620k	8	2/0/0	50k	55k
Shake that booty	Human	1610k	23	3/2/0	40k	2 - 2	1620k	16	0/1/0	20k	69k
Bandits	Dwarf	1700k	15	2/0/0	30k	2 - 0	1720k	6	0/1/0	50k	76k
Nasty, Brutish n Short	Dwarf	1770k	13	0/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1760k	10	0/2/0	50k	72k
Limbo Lunatics	Chaos	1840k	19	4/1/0	40k	2 - 1	1500k	14	1/1/0	50k	85k
FCT	Lizardmen	1920k	19	1/1/2	50k	2 - 1	1820k	15	3/0/0	0k	53k
Chaos Pyramids	Chaos Dwarf	2020k	16	2/0/0	20k	3 - 0	2020k	16	2/3/1	10k	76k
American Scotts	Human	2010k	20	4/0/0	50k	2 - 2	2250k	18	1/0/0	10k	68k
Da Stormboyz	Orc	2100k	22	0/3/1	0k	3 - 1	2050k	11	0/0/0	40k	46k
Bergherm Brutes	Dwarf	2130k	14	0/4/0	0k	1 - 1	2130k	17	2/2/0	40k	56k
Yngve Malmsten	Chaos Dwarf	2150k	6	0/1/0	30k	0 - 1	2270k	20	5/0/2	10k	86k
Brussels Hope	Chaos Dwarf	1990k	10	0/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1900k	17	1/2/1	70k	63k
Little Bigmen	Goblin	1910k	16	4/1/0	30k	1 - 2	2400k	21	5/0/1	0k	60k
Silent Death	Dark Elf	1970k	18	0/0/3	30k	2 - 2	2120k	15	0/1/0	0k	39k
Archangels of Death	Undead	2030k	26	5/1/0	50k	3 - 1	1790k	16	3/0/0	10k	64k
Followers Of The Cthulhu	Chaos Chosen	2130k	15	2/2/0	0k	1 - 1	2100k	16	1/1/1	20k	48k
Doc Pain's Crew	Chaos	2050k	26	3/0/0	0k	5 - 0	1920k	12	1/1/1	10k	32k
Iron Guards	Dwarf	2020k	28	6/2/0	60k	2 - 1	1870k	8	0/1/0	20k	77k
Para Bellum	Orc	2140k	12	2/0/0	0k	1 - 1	2040k	11	0/1/0	30k	51k
Mordheim Giants	Orc	2160k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 1	2300k	14	1/0/1	40k	63k
Tribal Snapfingers	Human	2210k	10	1/0/0	0k	1 - 1	2180k	14	2/2/0	0k	50k
Wardens of Kalimdor	Wood Elf	2230k	9	0/0/1	0k	1 - 3	1700k	25	5/1/1	60k	74k
Desert Sting	Khemri	1810k	13	1/0/0	20k	2 - 0	1740k	10	0/1/1	20k	63k
Midnight Furies	Necromantic Horror	1870k	10	0/0/1	20k	1 - 2	1590k	13	0/0/0	40k	68k
Loose Skulls	Undead	1920k	18	2/1/0	30k	2 - 1	1930k	16	2/1/0	40k	54k