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Sketch opens with a pan across Bolton. <P align=left> Voice Over: This is a frightened city. Over these houses, over these streets hangs a pall of fear. Fear of a new kind of violence which is terrorizing the city. Yes, gangs of old ladies attacking defenceless fit young men. </P> (Film of old ladies beating up two young men; then several grannies walking aggressively along street, pushing passers-by aside.) <P align=left> First Young Man: Well they come up to you, like, and push you - shove you off the pavement, like. There's usually four or five of them. Second Young Man: Yeah, this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops. ' Third Young Man: Well Mr Johnson's son Kevin, he don't go out any more. He comes back from wrestling and locks himself in his room. </P> (Film of grannies harassing an attractive girl.) <P align=left> Voice Over: What are they in it for, these old hoodlums, these layabouts in lace? First Granny: (voice over) Well it's something to do isn't it? Second Granny: (voice over) It's good fun. Third Granny: (voice over) It's like you know, well, innit, eh? Voice Over: Favourite targets for the old ladies are telephone kiosks. </P> (Film of grannies carrying off a telephone kiosk; then painting slogans on a wall.) Hell's Grannies' names <a href="http://fumbbl.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=8809">thread</a>. |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/ | 110k
(50)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Guard, Mighty Blow |
  | 17 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 29/ | 130k
(85)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow, +MA, Guard, Tackle |
n | 19 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 9 | 2 | 57/ | 180k
(123)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge Mighty Blow |
  | 11 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11/ | 110k
(50)k |
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5 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block |
  | 13 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 10/ | 70k
(50)k |
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6 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Dirty Player |
m | 19 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/ | 90k
(0)k |
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7 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass Sure Hands, Block |
  | 9 | 13 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 23/ | 110k
(75)k |
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8 |
Catcher
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 70k
(30)k |
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9 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, Tackle |
  | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 23/ | 90k
(75)k |
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10 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/ | 50k
(30)k |
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11 |
Linewoman
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge Block, +MA |
  | 13 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 19/ | 100k
(100)k |
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14 |
Thrower
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Pass |
  | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/ | 70k
(30)k |
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15 |
Catcher
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 5 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Guard |
-av, -av | 51 | 6 | 9 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 47/ | 140k
(90)k |
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16 |
Linewoman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dodge |
  | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3/ | 50k
(30)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 60 (36/9/15) | | | TD Diff: | 53 (122 - 69) | | | Cas Diff: | 66 (102/65/34 - 65/45/25) |
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Last Opponent: Finest Movies |
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Opponent | Race | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Score | TV | SPP | Cas | Gold | Gate |
![]() | Norse | 1000k | 28 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 5 - 0 | 1080k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 66k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1140k | 13 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1140k | 11 | 1/0/2 | 30k | 53k |
![]() | Orc | 1150k | 13 | 0/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1290k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 48k |
![]() | Human | 1240k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 0 | 1370k | 11 | 1/0/1 | 80k | 76k |
![]() | Skaven | 1250k | 18 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 3 - 0 | 1370k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 38k |
![]() | Chaos Dwarf | 1350k | 11 | 0/1/0 | 90k | 1 - 2 | 1560k | 23 | 3/0/2 | 90k | 81k |
![]() | Human | 1380k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 0 - 1 | 1850k | 10 | 1/0/0 | 90k | 102k |
![]() | Necromantic | 1460k | 19 | 1/3/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1410k | 10 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 61k |
![]() | Orc | 1570k | 22 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 3 - 0 | 1570k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 57k |
![]() | High Elf | 1660k | 17 | 0/0/2 | 30k | 2 - 2 | 1680k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 92k |
![]() | Chaos Chosen | 1720k | 17 | 1/1/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 1750k | 19 | 3/1/1 | 40k | 68k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1790k | 26 | 2/0/0 | 70k | 4 - 1 | 1800k | 14 | 2/1/0 | 30k | 88k |
![]() | Orc | 1890k | 18 | 1/0/1 | 90k | 1 - 0 | 2210k | 1 | 0/0/0 | 0k | 65k |
![]() | Orc | 2010k | 13 | 1/0/1 | 60k | 1 - 1 | 2250k | 23 | 3/2/3 | 30k | 97k |
![]() | Khemri | 1760k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 40k | 3 - 1 | 1740k | 18 | 0/3/2 | 60k | 67k |
![]() | Ogre | 1770k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 2 - 0 | 1690k | 7 | 1/0/0 | 60k | 70k |
![]() | Norse | 1870k | 23 | 3/0/1 | 40k | 3 - 1 | 1810k | 16 | 1/1/1 | 60k | 75k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 1890k | 15 | 1/1/1 | 40k | 1 - 2 | 1850k | 15 | 1/0/0 | 30k | 81k |
![]() | Skaven | 1960k | 25 | 3/0/1 | 20k | 2 - 2 | 2110k | 17 | 0/0/1 | 40k | 100k |
![]() | Nurgle's Rotters | 2040k | 15 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 2020k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 30k | 103k |
![]() | Wood Elf | 2020k | 18 | 2/1/0 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 1950k | 16 | 1/0/0 | 40k | 109k |
![]() | Dwarf | 2110k | 13 | 0/2/0 | 10k | 1 - 3 | 2220k | 22 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 92k |
![]() | Human | 1990k | 32 | 3/2/2 | 80k | 3 - 1 | 2040k | 12 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 102k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 2080k | 7 | 0/1/1 | 10k | 0 - 1 | 2380k | 10 | 2/0/1 | 10k | 95k |
![]() | Khemri | 2110k | 10 | 1/1/0 | 100k | 1 - 0 | 2160k | 2 | 0/1/0 | 0k | 105k |
![]() | Chaos Chosen | 2070k | 23 | 5/3/0 | 20k | 2 - 0 | 1850k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 88k |
![]() | Chaos | 2140k | 14 | 1/2/0 | 20k | 1 - 1 | 2450k | 16 | 0/4/0 | 30k | 94k |
![]() | Undead | 2100k | 24 | 5/1/1 | 50k | 3 - 0 | 2260k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 10k | 101k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 2200k | 20 | 2/1/0 | 10k | 2 - 2 | 2170k | 15 | 0/0/0 | 20k | 67k |
![]() | Amazon | 2190k | 20 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 1570k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 50k | 87k |
![]() | Amazon | 2260k | 29 | 5/2/1 | 10k | 3 - 2 | 1780k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 70k | 95k |
![]() | Amazon | 2320k | 19 | 3/1/3 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 2490k | 16 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 98k |
![]() | Amazon | 2080k | 17 | 1/2/0 | 80k | 2 - 3 | 3190k | 23 | 5/2/0 | 20k | 136k |
![]() | Khemri | 1970k | 20 | 1/1/2 | 60k | 2 - 1 | 1900k | 19 | 2/3/1 | 60k | 81k |
![]() | Human | 2080k | 8 | 0/1/0 | 40k | 0 - 2 | 1840k | 25 | 4/2/0 | 40k | 66k |
![]() | Orc | 2040k | 14 | 1/1/1 | 30k | 1 - 0 | 1860k | 9 | 2/0/0 | 60k | 91k |
![]() | Wood Elf | 2050k | 23 | 3/3/1 | 50k | 2 - 0 | 2040k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 114k |
![]() | Skaven | 2140k | 18 | 4/1/1 | 40k | 1 - 1 | 2760k | 13 | 0/1/1 | 30k | 129k |
![]() | Orc | 2220k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 2330k | 24 | 5/1/1 | 10k | 95k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 2210k | 20 | 3/1/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 2110k | 11 | 2/0/0 | 40k | 121k |
![]() | Necromantic Horror | 2100k | 25 | 3/3/1 | 70k | 3 - 0 | 2090k | 9 | 1/0/1 | 30k | 127k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 2010k | 15 | 0/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 1 | 2040k | 11 | 2/2/0 | 40k | 122k |
![]() | Wood Elf | 1960k | 37 | 4/0/0 | 90k | 7 - 0 | 2990k | 5 | 0/0/0 | 10k | 112k |
![]() | Amazon | 2000k | 13 | 1/2/1 | 40k | 2 - 1 | 1960k | 12 | 0/0/1 | 70k | 102k |
![]() | High Elf | 2070k | 16 | 1/2/2 | 30k | 3 - 2 | 1950k | 20 | 2/0/1 | 70k | 110k |
![]() | Shambling Undead | 2080k | 9 | 1/0/0 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 1940k | 9 | 2/1/1 | 60k | 132k |
![]() | Amazon | 1890k | 25 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 4 - 0 | 2070k | 9 | 0/1/0 | 20k | 93k |
![]() | Khemri | 1850k | 23 | 1/2/1 | 50k | 2 - 1 | 1910k | 8 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 107k |
![]() | Chaos | 1950k | 18 | 2/1/1 | 50k | 1 - 0 | 1860k | 11 | 2/1/0 | 70k | 123k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 2040k | 18 | 0/3/1 | 30k | 2 - 1 | 2230k | 21 | 1/2/2 | 70k | 116k |
![]() | Dark Elf | 1790k | 19 | 1/2/0 | 70k | 2 - 3 | 1520k | 19 | 1/0/0 | 80k | 121k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1890k | 13 | 1/0/0 | 20k | 1 - 2 | 1990k | 12 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 100k |
![]() | Lizardmen | 1720k | 33 | 5/2/0 | 60k | 3 - 1 | 2020k | 8 | 0/0/0 | 60k | 104k |
![]() | High Elf | 1860k | 35 | 4/1/0 | 90k | 5 - 1 | 1990k | 11 | 0/0/0 | 80k | 101k |
![]() | Orc | 2030k | 14 | 2/2/1 | 70k | 1 - 2 | 2030k | 19 | 1/2/0 | 50k | 121k |
![]() | Skaven | 2130k | 13 | 3/0/0 | 60k | 1 - 2 | 2080k | 19 | 2/0/1 | 40k | 124k |
![]() | Human | 2210k | 13 | 2/0/1 | 20k | 1 - 3 | 2250k | 28 | 1/4/0 | 70k | 110k |
![]() | Vampire | 1730k | 22 | 3/1/0 | 100k | 3 - 3 | 2200k | 18 | 0/1/0 | 80k | 123k |
![]() | Necromantic | 1820k | 23 | 4/3/0 | 80k | 1 - 2 | 1890k | 16 | 1/1/0 | 80k | 131k |
![]() | Skaven | 1880k | 18 | 0/1/2 | 60k | 2 - 2 | 2000k | 14 | 0/1/0 | 30k | 118k |