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In 2005 a Psychodelic halfling comunity was sent to prison by a military court for a groovy crime they didn't commit. These little ones promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Blood Bowl underground. Today, still wanted by the witch hunters, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you want to smoke, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can play... The Groovy Grass Blowers. This hookah smoking halfling community is famed of there harvests off groovy grass crops ( Spirit Grass), and psychodelic mushrooms. The witch hunters grown supisious of there freaky rituals, weird herbs and bizare music so they were chased out of "The Empire", and afterwards out of "Bretonia". If the Witch Huters would find catch them they would trully be killed for witchcraft. Now they are living deep inside Ogre territory and are protected by "Greasus Goldtooth" himself in return of some of the proffit they make from the Grass Sales. There community is living inside a volcanic mountain cave. They keep the mountain happy by burning a lot of spirt grass each year in the "Branch Stick"-festival. This festival is held inside there own stadion (Itchycoo Park Stadion) deep within the mountains. They started a Blood Bowl team to smuggle there merchandise all over the world. They are actually spreading the love!!! and peace!!! The witch hunters won't dare interfere in blood bowl bussiness. But Occasionaly they form a team in hope to murder everyone of this dude squad... Keeping the world free from "the addictive hippy movement". "Lustrian Haze", "Loren Weed", "Blond Batchelor", "Happy Muchies" are only a few of there trademarks. They are a symbole of the underground movement and are always accompanied by Underground Muscians. The performers that play before and after the game are better then the team itselve. Favoured bands are : "Dock Bylan", "The Thumbling Rocks", "Scutt McKinzy", "Metal Catterpillar" and "Jefferson Gyrocopter". This is one of the only halfling teams that is lacking a "Master Cheff". This team has a "Pot-Meister". The "Pot-Meister" keeps the stach save, and his intoxicating smoke disturbs the other team. Groovy Grass Blowers never sit in a "Reserve Box", they call it "the chill room". The KO'D box is used for people that have Bad Trips and the dead and seriously injured just go to "the wasted box". The original "Groovy Grass Blowers" had to retire because of great funding problems. The FF of the club has decreased to much to go on with a Halflings Team Hopefully the new team gets more groovy luck. The Orginal Team played 33 Games. Won = 3 Draw = 8 Lost = 22 They scored 39 TD's and suffered 72 TD's. 16 Groovy Dudes lost there lifes in the process. Most Rememerable Players : ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Silent Tree" 'Groovy Grass Blowers' Treeman MA ST AG AV Inj 2 6 1 10 n Skills Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Block, Guard Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 33 0 0 0 18 1 41 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 0 0 264 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Groovy Tree" 'Groovy Grass Blowers' Treeman MA ST AG AV Inj 2 6 1 10 Skills Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Multiple Block Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 33 0 0 0 7 3 29 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 0 0 127 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Best Tree trower I have ever had !!! Even made an interception!!! Silent Tree II (Sjjjjjjjjt!) 'Groovy Grass Blowers II' Treeman MA ST AG AV Inj 3 6 2 10 n Skills Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Pass, +MA, +AG, Guard Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 92 1 0 1 12 7 62 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 1 4 241 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Spliff Dude (Da Spliffer)" 'Groovy Grass Blowers' Halfling MA ST AG AV Inj 7" 2 3" 6 -ag, n, Retired Skills Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Sure Feet, +AG Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 23 1 9 0 0 2 38 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 4 78 39 4 ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Twinkle Dude" (Da Twinkler) 'Groovy Grass Blowers' Halfling MA ST AG AV Inj 5 3 3 6 n Skills Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Block Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 33 0 1 0 0 3 18 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 0 24 78 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Munchy Dude V (rrrrrrr french fries *drule*) MA ST AG AV Inj 5 2 4 6 d Skills Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, +AG Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 36 0 7 0 2 5 50 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 0 64 40 0 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Twinkle Dude III (Twinkle twinkle Little star) MA ST AG AV Inj 5 2 3 6 d Skills Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Sprint Games Cp TD It Cs Mvp Spp 43 0 4 0 6 6 54 Pass Rush Blocks Fouls 0 72 49 3 GOT THE TEAM INTO UNRANED AFTER 94 GAMES THE TR/TS couldnt keep up with the FF

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Opponent	Race	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Score	TV	SPP	Cas	Gold	Gate
Vicious Squits	Goblin	1000k	13	2/2/0	80k	0 - 1	1360k	8	0/1/0	40k	70k
Rack'em	Ogre	1030k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1100k	19	1/1/2	60k	71k
HerbSmokerz	Orc	990k	7	0/0/1	70k	0 - 2	1000k	23	4/0/1	40k	40k
Thing's Seamus Says	Halfling	1000k	20	2/1/0	90k	3 - 2	1000k	19	3/1/0	80k	55k
monzstars	Necromantic	1060k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 0	1060k	9	0/1/1	80k	64k
Leaves for Good	Wood Elf	1060k	10	1/0/0	50k	1 - 3	1120k	19	0/0/1	50k	57k
Thornbranch Scramblers	Wood Elf	1050k	20	0/2/1	60k	3 - 1	1100k	12	0/1/0	80k	43k
Pie Punters	Halfling	1130k	11	0/0/0	80k	2 - 2	1170k	13	0/1/0	90k	63k
Orcs rules	Orc	1210k	15	2/0/1	60k	1 - 2	1060k	27	3/3/1	60k	35k
Decomposing Legion	Undead	1150k	18	2/0/0	50k	3 - 0	1080k	5	0/0/0	70k	54k
Wasteland Weasels	Skaven	1200k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1000k	24	2/1/2	50k	40k
NyMFoS	High Elf	1130k	19	1/1/0	50k	3 - 2	1210k	19	3/1/0	50k	68k
Blutige Anfaenger	Vampire	1220k	16	1/0/0	60k	3 - 2	1100k	24	3/2/1	80k	52k
Fiskekyrka Fighters	Halfling	1240k	19	2/0/2	50k	2 - 1	1230k	10	0/1/0	40k	65k
Da Itlle Boyz	Goblin	1290k	13	1/2/1	30k	0 - 0	1230k	5	1/0/0	80k	41k
Drunken Woodies	Wood Elf	1320k	11	1/0/0	20k	1 - 4	1140k	27	2/1/0	70k	55k
Just for a Hoot	Halfling	1330k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1270k	8	2/0/0	50k	57k
Norsca Gutspillers	Norse	1390k	9	0/1/0	70k	0 - 0	1060k	7	1/0/0	70k	54k
Perfectis	Human	1390k	9	1/1/0	50k	0 - 1	1350k	19	2/1/2	50k	72k
Nasty Grubs II	Goblin	1310k	16	0/1/0	70k	3 - 0	1050k	16	2/2/1	80k	53k
Fiskekyrka Fighters	Halfling	1370k	23	1/2/0	80k	4 - 1	1440k	8	0/0/0	70k	79k
Glade Guardians II	Wood Elf	1490k	11	0/0/0	50k	2 - 2	1460k	23	3/2/1	70k	70k
Inconceivable	Ogre	1390k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 3	1370k	24	2/2/1	50k	79k
Pukazz amateurs	Lizardmen	1350k	11	0/0/0	70k	2 - 2	1410k	14	1/0/0	70k	69k
Warpsone Riders	Skaven	1450k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 2	1420k	25	5/1/1	40k	59k
Loosewristed Lumberjacks	Wood Elf	1450k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 4	1230k	21	0/0/0	30k	40k
Blood and beer	Norse	1490k	20	2/1/0	90k	3 - 1	1400k	13	1/0/1	80k	80k
mot	Undead	1610k	13	1/0/0	50k	2 - 0	1520k	13	2/1/1	20k	64k
Wonder Rats	Skaven	1600k	16	1/0/0	60k	3 - 4	1400k	31	3/2/0	80k	54k
Bunnybashing Braves	Goblin	1630k	12	1/1/0	60k	1 - 2	1690k	22	3/1/1	70k	64k
Doktors Dirty Diggers	Chaos Dwarf	1650k	10	0/0/1	40k	1 - 2	1480k	17	2/1/0	40k	60k
Willow Whips	Wood Elf	1650k	18	0/2/0	50k	3 - 0	1320k	8	1/0/0	50k	62k
Swamp Lizard	Lizardmen	1690k	12	0/2/0	30k	1 - 0	1600k	13	1/2/1	40k	72k
Vancouver Forest	Wood Elf	1680k	13	0/0/1	50k	2 - 3	1460k	27	1/3/0	50k	71k
Ruardean Rockets	Chaos Dwarf	1690k	12	0/1/1	60k	1 - 2	1340k	19	2/0/2	90k	69k
Ancient Blood	Vampire	1690k	10	0/1/0	50k	1 - 2	1300k	19	1/1/0	60k	86k
Stone Age	Ogre	1760k	17	1/1/1	20k	2 - 0	1610k	11	1/2/0	50k	63k
Elvander Falcons	Wood Elf	1770k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1350k	12	0/1/0	30k	54k
Hoardies	Chaos	1810k	5	0/0/0	10k	0 - 2	1340k	20	3/1/0	50k	39k
Killanders	Nurgle's Rotters	1690k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1630k	20	1/4/1	20k	72k
space marines	Halfling	1690k	12	1/1/0	50k	1 - 1	1000k	19	2/3/0	40k	66k
Irving's Elves	Dark Elf	1690k	7	0/1/0	10k	0 - 3	1380k	25	1/2/1	50k	47k
Cookie Crumblers Return	Halfling	1680k	12	2/0/0	70k	1 - 1	1890k	10	1/0/0	60k	121k
Northstar Blitzers	Norse	1690k	10	0/1/0	40k	1 - 2	1470k	19	2/1/1	70k	69k
Da Green Meenies	Goblin	1490k	14	1/1/1	60k	1 - 1	1520k	15	0/2/1	20k	73k
Lizzies CAN BE BASHY!	Lizardmen	1450k	10	1/0/0	40k	1 - 2	1200k	13	1/1/0	80k	75k
NashGhulRaiders	Dark Elf	1500k	10	1/0/0	30k	1 - 2	1000k	15	1/0/0	50k	61k
Terrifying Gobbos	Goblin	1540k	21	3/1/1	50k	2 - 3	1480k	16	0/1/0	80k	67k
Microwavable	Halfling	1630k	14	3/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1680k	10	2/1/1	50k	105k
Terrifying Gobbos	Goblin	1630k	16	1/0/0	80k	3 - 0	1580k	9	0/1/0	50k	79k
Svart Sammet	Dark Elf	1750k	10	1/0/0	60k	1 - 2	1420k	20	2/2/1	50k	83k
FC Forest	Wood Elf	1650k	14	0/0/0	50k	3 - 1	1400k	13	0/1/0	30k	49k
Zephyrians	Elf	1610k	15	1/0/1	40k	2 - 2	1480k	19	2/1/0	40k	56k
Stumpy Contenders	Halfling	1640k	9	1/1/1	20k	0 - 1	1740k	21	4/2/0	60k	65k
space marines	Halfling	1660k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1410k	9	0/0/0	70k	74k
Born to be Justice	Chaos	1740k	13	0/1/0	80k	2 - 1	1440k	12	1/1/0	40k	81k
Lake Xuhua Guardians	Lizardmen	1840k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1560k	17	5/1/0	60k	80k
Midgical Mastery Tour	Halfling	1790k	19	3/1/1	40k	2 - 1	1840k	16	0/2/2	10k	71k
Spice of Hatred	Halfling	1760k	8	1/0/0	30k	0 - 2	1350k	20	3/2/0	110k	101k
Shrex Mix	Ogre	1730k	14	0/1/0	50k	2 - 0	1660k	15	4/1/0	40k	64k
Reindeer Rejects 4	Ogre	1720k	7	1/0/0	60k	0 - 2	1460k	21	4/4/0	60k	77k
Last Standers	High Elf	1690k	5	0/0/0	60k	0 - 1	1470k	23	2/4/0	70k	51k
GobboSplatta	Goblin	1660k	13	1/0/0	70k	2 - 1	1080k	8	0/0/0	80k	77k
Onda Ograr	Ogre	1760k	18	0/2/1	40k	3 - 1	1770k	16	3/1/0	20k	84k
Cookie Crumblers Return	Halfling	1810k	8	0/0/0	70k	1 - 2	2070k	21	4/1/1	50k	107k
Fylke's Foodeaters	Halfling	1790k	15	0/1/1	80k	2 - 0	1870k	5	0/0/0	20k	86k
Meatgrinder	Chaos	1850k	14	2/1/0	80k	1 - 0	2140k	8	0/0/1	60k	91k
Snotty Green	Goblin	1770k	7	1/0/0	20k	0 - 2	1000k	19	4/1/0	100k	90k
Operazione ti Rompo	Chaos	1770k	13	0/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1560k	21	2/3/1	50k	72k
Vermin Forever	Skaven	1760k	21	2/0/0	30k	4 - 4	1430k	26	2/0/0	70k	82k
Mad Macs	Human	1840k	17	2/1/0	50k	2 - 1	1170k	16	2/1/0	70k	83k
Onda Ograr	Ogre	1900k	18	0/2/0	70k	3 - 0	1920k	15	3/2/0	30k	69k
Skeggi Crusaders	Norse	1990k	5	0/0/0	40k	0 - 3	1220k	32	4/3/1	60k	93k
Dark Reign	Dark Elf	1880k	18	1/1/0	40k	3 - 2	1130k	19	1/1/1	70k	80k
Khorne's Scorn	Chaos Chosen	1920k	15	1/1/0	40k	2 - 0	1780k	9	2/0/0	60k	90k
Da Dubuqaz	Orc	1990k	12	1/0/0	60k	1 - 1	1610k	16	1/1/2	40k	84k
Cookie Crumblers Return	Halfling	1980k	9	1/1/0	50k	0 - 2	2130k	15	4/0/1	50k	135k
Legends of Music	Skaven	1980k	7	0/1/0	60k	0 - 1	1520k	16	2/2/0	30k	74k
Fated Philosophers	Chaos	1990k	11	0/0/0	40k	2 - 2	1470k	22	3/1/1	40k	75k
Fighting Back	Amazon	1980k	5	0/0/0	30k	0 - 4	1380k	32	5/0/1	50k	79k
Bogres	Ogre	1980k	9	0/0/0	20k	1 - 1	1670k	14	3/0/0	30k	96k
Elements of the Night	Dark Elf	1960k	19	0/1/1	50k	4 - 3	1490k	22	0/2/0	80k	73k
Cult of POW!	Ogre	2040k	11	0/0/0	60k	2 - 1	1550k	18	2/2/1	60k	95k
Nightmare Circus	Necromantic	2040k	16	0/0/1	30k	3 - 1	1130k	25	4/4/0	50k	88k
Lilith's Followers	Dark Elf	1990k	21	2/0/0	70k	4 - 3	1460k	32	4/1/1	30k	77k
Head `n` Shoulders	Human	2070k	10	0/1/0	10k	1 - 2	1330k	18	1/0/1	50k	72k
Rokitirs	Chaos	2070k	8	0/0/0	50k	1 - 2	1420k	19	2/2/0	40k	65k
Ogers united	Ogre	2120k	20	3/0/0	30k	3 - 1	1940k	18	4/1/0	20k	75k
I Tarallucci	Human	2150k	10	1/0/1	30k	1 - 1	1310k	16	3/0/1	20k	56k
Humbleton Hammers	Human	2200k	10	0/0/1	0k	1 - 3	1820k	20	1/1/0	10k	46k
ogre bunch	Ogre	2200k	8	0/1/0	40k	1 - 1	1450k	10	1/0/0	70k	64k
Redrocket	Chaos Dwarf	2240k	10	1/1/0	20k	1 - 2	1610k	21	3/1/1	60k	92k
Naggaroth Nightfall II	Dark Elf	2230k	16	4/0/0	100k	1 - 0	1560k	0	0/0/0	0k	77k
Cheese carvers	Skaven	2140k	7	0/1/0	0k	0 - 2	1470k	17	2/0/0	80k	53k
NashGhulRaiders	Dark Elf	2130k	14	0/0/0	40k	3 - 1	1410k	19	2/2/0	50k	84k
Best Slayers searched	Ogre	2090k	7	1/1/0	40k	0 - 2	1640k	25	3/1/3	70k	74k
Run En Gunners	Skaven	2070k	15	0/1/1	10k	2 - 3	2710k	37	5/2/2	0k	72k