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Skeletal No-Hopers
P [R] Tomb Kings

The Skeletal No-Hopers are the resurrected remains of the "Lowtown Losers", one of the worst bloodbowl teams in the history of the sport. The Losers were massacred in their first game by the famously ferocious "Huff'n'Puff Halfings" after refusing them fresh cut oranges in their half-time break. Seeing some hidden strategic potential in a team that can't pick up the ball, can't run, can't catch, can't block and breaks very easily, the deceased team was bought into the world of the Undead by their not-so-famous, but aptly named Necromatic coach, Gallahbrains. Thus, the Skeletal No-Hopers were born.

- (Jan. 5th '06 ) Team is founded - The Team is born. Initially submitted as the "Sucksville Skeletons", the team proposal was rejected, and the team was renamed to the astronomicly less offensive, "Skeletal No-Hopers".

- (Jan. 5th '06) First match - The No-Hopers play their first game against "Highland Hippies" ... a High Elf team with only seven players. Living up to their namesake, The No-Hopers lose in stunning fashion, 3-1.

- (Jan. 5th '06) Against all expectations The No-Hopers record their very first win against the orc team, Quetespachurren! The orc coach was indeed unlucky, but how exactly this occurred is still a serious conundrum, especially considering the 3-0 scoreline and the fact that the orcs were actually on the field at the time.

- (Jul. 28th '06) Embarassing Loss - The No Hopers lose embarassingly 2-0 to F-grade team, Los Meurto, and in the process handed the Necromatic Coach Noddy his first ever win on Fumbbl. The No-Hopers were left to drown their sorrows however a bunch of undead Skeletons go about doing that.

New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle
  17 0 6 0 5 1 33/51 150k
(90+60)k
 
2
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Tackle
  17 0 1 0 2 1 12/16 110k
(90+20)k
 
4
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle
  16 0 1 0 4 1 16/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
5
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
6
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  13 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
8
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Dirty Player
  17 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
9
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  17 1 0 0 1 2 13/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
10
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block, Tackle
  16 0 2 0 3 2 22/31 80k
(40+40)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  17 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
Hail Mary Pass
  12 6 1 0 2 0 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
13
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  17 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
14
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Block
  16 0 1 1 1 1 12/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
Kick
  9 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
16
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
14 players  
Coach: gallahbrains Re-Rolls (140k): 8  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1590k (±460) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1590k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:17 (2/2/13) |TD Diff:-20 (12 - 32) |Cas Diff:-17 (14/8/2 - 21/14/6)
Last Opponent: Funny Men

  For   Against  
Opponent Race TV SPP Cas Gold Score TV SPP Cas Gold Gate
Highland HippiesHigh Elf1000k120/1/080k1 - 31040k180/0/150k60k
QuetespachurrenOrc1070k160/1/080k3 - 01000k91/1/050k56k
Fat Bearded OnesChaos Dwarf1190k141/1/180k1 - 21170k242/2/270k73k
Eldaanesh's HarlequinsElf1260k50/0/030k0 - 21090k160/1/080k69k
Ballers PandemoniumChaos1280k60/0/020k0 - 11000k101/0/060k49k
Sweet and SexyAmazon1240k100/1/030k0 - 31200k263/2/060k57k
Udilidor`s RootsWood Elf1280k91/1/070k0 - 01070k60/0/080k69k
Oldstyle HoundbeaterzChaos Dwarf1380k50/0/080k0 - 21220k181/2/180k74k
Vulkaneifel ZonksChaos Dwarf1390k163/0/040k2 - 11190k100/0/040k62k
Garden State Swamp RunnersLizardmen1460k71/0/070k0 - 31550k194/0/080k76k
Evaders of DayDark Elf1540k132/0/020k1 - 21590k120/0/070k51k
BarbQWood Elf1480k191/1/170k2 - 31520k211/1/060k49k
Los MuertoNecromantic1600k132/1/030k0 - 21350k150/1/160k65k
Gary Gygax FavoritesHuman1600k90/0/070k1 - 41320k251/2/090k71k
Screaming Goat ClanChaos Chosen1680k92/0/020k0 - 11510k184/1/070k77k
PontexChaos1590k91/1/030k0 - 21850k182/1/050k66k
Funny MenHigh Elf1640k80/0/050k1 - 11600k151/0/120k64k